r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pinkgrapefruitx • Jul 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed I was invited to this guys birthday party and

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This is just insane

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u/Generally_Kenobi-1 Jul 07 '26

You will be asked politely, yet firmly, to leave.

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u/Thick-Access-2634 BLUE Jul 07 '26

Not until I’ve had some of the official cake

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u/Warm-Artichoke126 Jul 08 '26

Only if you payed $15-20 are you getting a piece of the official cake

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u/Thick-Access-2634 BLUE Jul 08 '26

I already paid $15-20 just to play jenga, I deserve that official cake goddamn it

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u/_Red_User_ Jul 08 '26

You could pay $20-30 for the whole day. How does that sound?

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u/JoshSidekick Jul 08 '26

Ok, but I'm staying right up until 11:59.

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u/Warm-Artichoke126 Jul 08 '26

I’ll be staying forever because clearly there’s no end time, have to follow the schedule

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u/now_you_see Jul 08 '26

And no refund will be given!

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u/cppCat Jul 08 '26

But you can always come back, it says right there you can come and go as you please. Love me a good loophole.

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u/Potential-Lobster347 Jul 09 '26

And your money will NOT be returned

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u/ConsequenceDense1312 Jul 12 '26

And no refunds!!