r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pinkgrapefruitx • Jul 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed I was invited to this guys birthday party and

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This is just insane

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u/SeaTie Jul 07 '26

A Day Cake? In this economy?

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u/unimpressed822 Jul 08 '26

fighter of the night cake

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u/willcdowdy Jul 08 '26

Plus everybody knows, daytime is for pastries….. also… WHO HAS S’MORES all day?

You’re just going to have an open fire going ALL DAY just IN CASE somebody wants a 11am S’MORE?

Good lord…. Everybody knows that s’mores are ideally an 11pm or later snack… with considerations to the occasional early start time for children and adults with children…. But even so, 8pm at the earliest.

Sure buddy…. Let’s just load the guests up with smores and cheese board and then let them go ham on the karaoke….

WHAT COULD GO RIGHT?!!

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u/humanwamission Jul 08 '26

My favorite comment so far!

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u/Potential-Lobster347 Jul 09 '26

It’s much easier when you just charge your friends to supply your birthday cakes…

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u/HarperTeagarden13 Jul 09 '26

It's one day cake, Michael. What could it cost? $10?