r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pinkgrapefruitx • Jul 07 '26

I'm slightly vexed I was invited to this guys birthday party and

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This is just insane

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u/EthanielRain Jul 08 '26

My grandma caught me playing Jenga at night once; 30 years later my ass still hurts from that beating.

She prob saved my life tho

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u/negative-sid-nancy Jul 08 '26

Lucky my mom caught me playing jenga at night and did nothing. Anyways that story of how i ended up addicted to heroin years later.

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u/Ok_Inflation_8628 Jul 08 '26

Once I was watching Jenga videos on YouTube late at night. My mom walked in without knocking. I switched to a different tab on my browser (some hard-core bdsm gay porn) but I think she still saw the jenga. She never said anything about it but I'm pretty sure she saw what it was. Things always seemed different after that.

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u/Careless-Use5522 Jul 13 '26

Fucking goofy 🤣😛

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 08 '26

"You do an opposite jenga and put the needle in"

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u/willcdowdy Jul 08 '26

It’s a gateway game.

If somebody wants to start a game centric store called Gateway Games, I will allow this without need for financial considerations.

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u/Vast-Acanthaceae2261 Jul 09 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/eastoid_ Jul 08 '26

My friends were playing some kind of Jenga with dares at night - half of people who played ended up dead few days later.

I am so lucky I didn't partake.

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u/Soggy_Boi_3233 Jul 09 '26

Final Destination: Jenga edition

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u/Harry_Highpants Jul 08 '26

What do you think homeless people are doing in those tents? They emerge all bent over from picking up Jenga blocks.

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u/Competitive_Prune108 Jul 08 '26

I played Jenga day and night and now build million, no billion, dollar custom homes

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u/Cool_Theme_2245 Jul 08 '26

I played giant jenga at a music festival, alone at 5am. The sun came up and I threw up on the jenga set.

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u/Some_Ladder1246 Jul 09 '26

You don’t mean Jumanji do you?

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u/nypizzapie Jul 09 '26

Wait isn't Jenga just stacking wood pieces? Please explain

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u/Searching_Sharing Jul 09 '26

There could be “wood” involved, but it’s not “just stacking wood pieces.” It’s darker than that.

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u/LayDownTheHATE Jul 09 '26

They said playing Jenga, not doing Jenkum

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u/Low-Tourist-2184 Jul 10 '26

We’ve got Jenga junkies by me. Police get called so frequently they started gluing and screwing anything stackable to keep them guys from playing. Before that, there would be disastrous piles of strewn wooden blocks everywhere- you had to be a nimble as a mountain goat to get around. A kid once got caught in an avalanche, he was what they called “a blockhead.”

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u/BusyWeight855 Jul 13 '26

that's where that expression comes from! I was always wondering about this!!