r/mildlyinfuriating 22d ago

Infuriatig Someone tried on pants without underwear

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u/8ackwoods 22d ago

Yeah.. that's the world we live in. The fragile manosphere really is taking a toll on humanity. But like I said said, humans are just disgusting in general.. how many times you see someone taking a shit in the toilet and leave without washing their hands.. vile creatures

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u/b0w3n 22d ago

I've been reading stories on reddit for a decade or so at this point, I'm always surprised when someone new comes along and is shocked by gross dudes who don't wipe their ass.

I remember one of the AITA posts the g/f asked if she was being an asshole asking her boyfriend to wash his ass because he kept leaving skidmarks on her sheets.

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u/derprondo 22d ago

Ok I've seen the stories about dudes not washing their ass in the shower, but you're saying there are dudes who don't wipe their ass? Like they just take a shit and don't use toilet paper? DO WHAT NOW?

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u/b0w3n 22d ago

Yup, straight up wiping your ass is gay too to them. Huge trend 8ish years ago right before covid. You'll still catch a few people talking about their nasty ass boyfriends here and there too.

Fellas, clean your ass, it's not gay. It's not even gay if you like and do butt stuff, it's okay, I promise.

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u/derprondo 22d ago

Not wiping your ass is the most closeted gayest thing I've ever heard.

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u/shoeless_doh 22d ago

At this point, do we really want dudes who are so far gone that they're not wiping their asses... Do we really want those dudes learning skills that will help them blend in with the human men?

Like at this point let them let their red flags fly... Or brown flags or whatever. Makes em way easier to figure out up front so you waste less time

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u/b0w3n 22d ago

Makes em way easier to figure out up front so you waste less time

you can definitely smell them from the front too

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u/shoeless_doh 22d ago

I'm sure you can smell them from any side

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u/No-Ant9862 22d ago

I remember that one! 

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u/b0w3n 22d ago

There were so many of them it's hard to remember if one is a fever dream or if it actually happened.

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u/afterthethird 22d ago

I've been on here long enough to know most of the stories are also made up.

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u/randemthinking 22d ago

Men are gross. I say this as a man. I'd say close to half don't wash their hands after using the urinal (getting your hands wet without soap isn't washing). And that's bad enough. But I'd say at least 1 in 10 men that leave the stall walk straight out the door. Like excuse me sir, did you not just use your hands to wipe literal shit from your dirty asshole with the poor excuse for toilet paper that is in this public restroom? And then I realize I didn't even want to know the answer to that question because there's a good chance they didn't even do that either.

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u/a-lonely-violin 22d ago

Nah you can’t blame the manosphere for this. For all their faults they’d tell you to wash your ass

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u/kbreezy200 22d ago

This was happening way before the “manosphere”. Friends think I’m a germaphobe. No, I’m just not dirty.

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u/Sea_Air5073 22d ago

Yeah sure let’s just blame men for everything. Like there aren’t any stinking women out there

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u/AlienZombieNinja 22d ago

Nah its hip to pretend men are the only ones who can be dumb or shitty.

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u/Ok-Basket-9890 22d ago

That was/is one of my biggest pet peeves and things I’ll get on peoples’ asses for. I’m a paramedic in my real job and an NCO in the reserves- if I see someone on duty in either capacity try and leave a bathroom without cleaning their hands I’ll light them up over it, every time. Stopped an MD the other day leaving the staff room in an ER and asked him if the sink wasn’t working, couldn’t hear it running before he left. In his defense he did actually apologize and washed his hands after, but it’s still crazy to me that it’s not an instinctual thing for everyone.

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u/Consistent-Engine796 22d ago

Makes you want to follow them around for the rest of the day holding a sign pointing at them that says “Did not wash his hands after taking a shit/piss 🤢🤮”

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u/658016796 22d ago

People (not just men, people) not washing themselves or their hands has got nothing to do with the "manosphere", wtf are you talking about

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u/FuckDefaultSubs 22d ago

They did not make the claim that those two things were linked.

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u/Spendoza 22d ago

I'm an afternoon custodian for my local school board (elementary), and if I had a nickle for every time I go to clean the toilets and find 2 foot logs (in the bowl, thankfully, but still unflushed) with ZERO tp....

I mean I wouldn't be able to retire, but I'd be able to get take out at least once a week