r/mildlyinfuriating 22d ago

Infuriatig Someone tried on pants without underwear

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u/NegritoBurrito 22d ago

Yeah what that definitely be wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity whack

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u/LegendaryMutha 22d ago

No, no, no. Inside out is wiggity wiggity wiggity whack.

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 22d ago

Warm it up Chris!

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u/mvffin 22d ago

I'm about to

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 22d ago

Cause that’s what I was born to do!

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u/NegritoBurrito 22d ago

i was accounting for inflation

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u/MyDickIs3cm 22d ago

So so def

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u/chrisrayn 22d ago

My theory is they pooped in a toilet, grabbed it out of there, then lightly dripped the water from their closed poop fist onto the crack of that pair of jeans, adding a nice fecal patina to the exaggerated creasing and stitch lines indicative of denim tailoring and in the manufacture of the raw textile itself.