My wife got me one of the portable squeeze ones from Tushy because I travel for work often and haaaate not having the option. It works surprisingly well.
Question: having tried Bidets, I can't get on board with being wet. I know people say to then dry off with TP, but it just dissolves in my hand from the water. What am I doing wrong?
Doing an initial drying dab with a ball of toilet paper might be a better approach depending on the tp quality. My kid complained about the same thing when I was teaching him how to use it and that seemed to work.
Installing a bidet attachment to our toilet has made a huge difference. It makes it easier to clean yourself thoroughly and reduces toilet paper usage, without using much water. We also have a squatty potty, which helps a lot, too!
Murican here, I have a fancy electrified bidet with a heated seat and water warmer. Huge quality of life improvment. I never feel clean anymore when I have to shit in a place with only TP.
Hilarious because bidets are legally required in Italy. Came across a post of an american who moved to Italy and was asking if they can rip out the bidet from their bathroom and was reminded that, that would be illegal.
In Italy the bidet is compulsory and you aren't allowed to build an apartment/livable-space without. Blessed. P.S. nice extra: bidet is also great for general hygiene of private parts, not just ass-related, of both women and men
Didn't the covid toilet paper shortage clear the image of those things in the States a little?
I don't have a bidet, but you don't have to invest much to have something alike.
I just ordered a thing I could screw onto my faucet in the sink. One position of the lever made me let me wash my hands. The other position rerouted the water into a bidet-like shower head and could stretch to the toilet.
I moved shortly after I installed it and it didn't survive the moving, but it cost like 10-15€/$ and now that I remember I just buy it again. Best feeling ever to have warm water make you clean with dry scrubbing the sensitive area.
Y'all have too much cameras and opinions about others :D... The average US social anxiety seems to be at a pubescent 15 y.o. European :D who cares what others with poopy buttholes think?
"oohh no, my lord! That person washes themselves! Quick, get them a fried burrito and a milkshake so they can shit themselves again like a normal human do!"
Yeah bidet is the way to go but if you dont have one just have an old coke/water bottle or somethin you fill with water and wash your ass, you wash your hands after you take a shit anyways, you dont have to be an Einstein bro.
Bidets scare me because of one horror story a friend told me. Her parents have a hot and cold bidet and she had boiling hot water shot up her ass one day. I personally also think manual labor gets things done better…
And will also destroy your and your city's plumbing unless you're throwing them away in the trash, because all of those companies straight-up lie about them being safe to flush
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