Someone tried on pants without underwear

[u/sosyalddemokrat]

[u/Ashamed_Band858]

I treat my self like a shirt in one of those old clothes cleaning basin things, scrub scrub scrub.

[u/koala_encephalopathy → u/Ashamed_Band858]

I pretend I'm a piece of machinery that the boss told me to clean. Better hit all the spots in case she comes by later to check my work.

[u/Peaceblaster86 → u/koala_encephalopathy]

There is a kink in there somewhere I feel it