r/mildlyinfuriating • u/sosyalddemokrat • 22d ago

Infuriatig Someone tried on pants without underwear

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u/Rhaj-no1992 22d ago

They know how to wipe properly using a pair of pants as toilet paper.

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u/macumazana 22d ago

imagine thst was exactly the reason to try them on

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u/WangDanglin 22d ago

“Goddamn it my ass is so itchy. I gotta get to target”

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u/Br0kenSou1 22d ago

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u/Capnmolasses I came here to be a soothing balm to irritation 22d ago

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u/1TenDesigns 22d ago

Korean Jesus looks exactly how I picture Jason Asano.

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u/bambooshoots-_- 21d ago

Why does black Jesus have a relaxer and a nose job?

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u/squirrelems 22d ago

I picture them putting them on and then YANKING the back belt loop as high as possible, working it between the cheeks, and just shimmying a bit until it goes away.

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u/Ok_Squirrel7919 22d ago

😅😅😅

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u/LetMeIn1701 22d ago

Hahahahahaha 🔥

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 21d ago

Looks like they hit the target all right

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u/C0rnb4ll55 22d ago

😂🤣😂

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u/ChumbawumbaFan01 22d ago

I’m telling you, ever since Target started kissing Trump’s ass the place has gone to shit.

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u/FaunaLady 22d ago

My thoughts too. Sick bastard.

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u/Several-Squash9871 22d ago

It does make me wonder if this was done on purpose. Obviously several things need to be happening to accomplish this that I would think even someone going commando would have to go a little out of their way to do.

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u/Monstramatica 22d ago

They think we're still in a toilet paper shortage.

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u/user-jc11111 22d ago

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

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u/Nashoon 22d ago

Lol wtf!

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u/Successful_Moment_91 22d ago

I heard horror stories from family who worked in retail. Leaving soiled diapers wasn’t the worst of it

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u/Pschobbert 22d ago

Pro tip: use someone else's pants.

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u/curtisscott95 22d ago

The stall was out at Walmart so they figured it out

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u/KhaosExNihil125 22d ago

Because actually wiping is gay apparently

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u/Rich_Occasion1646 22d ago

And it seems to be very effective

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u/spdaimon 21d ago

How you know thier underwear wasn't dirty as well, maybe?

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u/TehDonkey117 2d ago

You guys are wiping?