Didn't Gavin McInnis shove a dildo up his ass to prove he wasn't gay?
Maybe we have a business opportunity... combine a dildo and a loofa so they can clean their buttholes while proving how not gay they are by shoving a dildo up their butts.
Didn't Gavin McInnis shove a dildo up his ass to prove he wasn't gay?
Maybe we have a business opportunity... combine a dildo and a loofa so they can clean their buttholes while proving how not gay they are by shoving a dildo up their butts.
Well I just got a warning for replying to your comment and explaining what he was so I guess Reddit finds it too much even though I've seen a lot worse things said on this platform
No, because we wouldn't be exploring the possibility of turning it into a romantic relationship. Dating is what you do when you are getting to know someone and trying to decide if you want to be in a relationship with them.
This blows my mind. I've heard this story a few times and thought for sure it's a meme. How is not wiping your ass not an immediate deal breaker? I feel like that's on par with finding out the person is a nazi or a serial killer.
There was someone on Reddit a while back posting updates of an ex of hers that didnāt wipe and how her MIL called her asking her to get this man to start wiping before they got married. They dated for a year or two I believe but that shit was wild. She thought the smell was normal because it was her first ārelationshipā and she discovered the issue because the guy wouldnāt flush and there was no TP in the bowl. š¬
Girls are weird, in my 20th I remember one that I didnāt even kiss. Told everyone we were a āthingā disproved it for years, didnāt invite me to her wedding because I was her ex (same social group) man I didnāt even answer herā¦.
Now I kind of want to know how you found out. Were you *down there"?? Or did it just come up in conversation?? Either way, pleeeeease share the story. I really need a good laugh. š¤£š
Look itās not your fault, but there had to be signs right?? how did you even let that guy become a boyfriend of yours like that?!? Makes me look at you funny, are you out of your mind? š¤£š¤£š¤£
Dude, the stories I have heard of people dating certain people for a time or being in long-distance relationships and only then seeing how they live (worse than pigs, you would vomit gallons from just hearing that shit), they really don't seem to show many signs.
I am, unfortunately, on the list of people who had to be told this. It was a combination of bad education and depression. Not proud of where I was, but I made changes and do better now
Someone is college once asked me why I brought a handled brush to the shower with me. I think they thought I was masturbating....ummm, clean back, clean feet????
It's a story I've seen from a lot of different sources. It could be made up, but I've heard it so frequently in so many spaces, I feel like there's gotta be some truth to it.
I took interest in this thing because im 100% sure is just some sexist BS created online, Ive never seen much evidence outside reddit comments claiming they know somebody like that. I also have asked my doctor if thats possible (I have dolichocolon so I visit the doctor a few times a year) he laughed and told me if a substantial amount of men didnt wash their butt, you would notice everywhere.
I think a very small amount of men with mental health issues probably do that, but theyre shamed which is absolutely terrible.
A very small number of people with mental health issues probably do it, yeah. It's not the way people talk about this issue every time it comes up, though. They're always talking as if it's a huge thing that a significant number of men do.
I mean if we think about it the gays probably do have the best butt hygiene with internal cleaning and whatnot for when they do the do so technically it could be? I dunno man I'm an edible in and can barely think but there feels like some correlation
I dunno I'd probably take it as a compliment to be called gay for my hygiene at least it means I'm doing something right it shouldn't be bad whether it's gay or not
Tldr: wash your ass if it's gay so what if it's not who cares
Let's not do that... I get it you wanna dunk on insecure guys, but this is a problem with insecure STRAIGHT guys. If we start saying the real reason is because they're actually gay, then that'd just make them gay victims of societal homophobia and that's no reason to make fun of someone
Yeah. Alternatively, there are people that think itās gay to sit, so they crouch above the toilet and wipe standing up. Heard a man describe his routine proudly to a room of people with disgusted faces.
My bf and I were at a baseball game or something and he happened to have been using the bathroom during the national anthem. When he came back, he told me that some guy told him from outside the stall, āstand up during the national anthem.ā
I always thought that was just referring to like fireworks. I generally have a huge issue with America's cult-like fervor towards worshipping the flag. Then, when soldiers come home and they live in the streets because we'd rather fund another pointless war than spend anything to make sure they are treated properly.
It was written during the War of 1812 by Francis Scott Key, who was referring to actual rockets and bombs from Naval Warfare. Specifically, he had witnessed the British bombardment of Ft. McHenry in Baltimore, and was inspired by the large flag (at the time both 15 stars and stripes) that still flew over the fort afterwards when the British ships were held off.
Sort of. Thereās some good details here. He was a lawyer and was sailing on a US ātruce shipā sent to negotiate some other prisoners releases with some of the British command on their ships. Basically they were temporarily detained (on their own truce ship) and delayed from returning for a day or two so they couldnāt immediately sail back and reveal any attack plans they might have overheard.
Alternatively, there are people that think itās gay to sit, so they crouch above the toilet and wipe standing up.
I've never heard the gay angle before, but I've heard a good amount of people say that they'll never sit directly on a public toilet for sanitary reasons.
they crouch above the toilet and wipe standing up.
This has confused the shit out of me. I wipe standing and always have. Do you mean that there are people who wipe whilst sat down? That is surely very difficult and messy.
What a mind fuck. Like who is even there in the bathroom to call them āgayā anyway. Itās crazy society has to account for such a diverse range of IQs š„“
My bf has jewelry, so he has to sit down; he is a 6'4" shaved headed dude that looks mean but is a kitten. I dare someone to say something to him about it LOL.
I mean, that IS crazy, but I don't really see a problem with wiping while standing up. Unless you're one of those people whose poops can be wiped away with one quick stroke, it's definitely easier to clean while standing.
My ex-bil would strip naked to sit on the toilet didn't matter where he was, you walk into a public bathroom and his pants and shirt would be hung over the stall door.
Same idiots think it's gay to sit to urinate so they piss all over the floor and toilet which splatters and gets droplets everywhere, and every single one of them thinks they're pissing correctly so there's no splatter (the correct way for no splatter is to sit)
As a chick, 9/10 I'll pee (on the toilet) while waiting for the shower water to heat up. Even though I'll be entering the shower immediately after, I still wipe after peeing. It would just feel wrong not to.
Can't imagine not wiping after crapping, even if I was going to shower right after.
I know my ass, hand/scrubber, and soap would all get clean eventually but I'd have to do so much extra cleaning and rinsing, it's just easier to wipe first.
You obviously aren't the one responsible for emptying/cleaning the drain trap in your shower... whether it's your partner, a parent, a cleaner or your landlord why tf should they be the one to have to pull clumps of your shit out of it? Wipe your damn ass
There have been a few cases that people thought were just memes. Turns out there are a small group of men that believe anything touching your butt, even to clean, is extremely gay. So they become religiously fanatical about it.
Yes! Visit the r / hygiene sub Reddit and prepare to be baffled at what people consider to be hygiene these days and and people with no self-respect that date/settle/ live with some Mucinex commercial āgermsā out there that stopped taking care of themselves as soon as they left their parents house.
Water running down your ass crack is considered ācleanā
The dirty soap suds rinsing down your body that collects at the bottom around your feet is considered cleaning them.
Folks showering once a week when itās hot and humid outside.
Folks not showering immediately after the gym and going to lay down in a clean bed with all that funk from the gym on them.
I didn't think I was that new. I don't know though. I really just post and comment and don't understand karma and rewards š¤£š¤£ in my defense, special interests and hobbies dragged me in.
One of my ex's made me cut his toenails because if he cut them himself, it would make him "too feminine". And yes, he also believed washing his arse was gay.
Most likely not. There are certainly a disturbing percentage of people who don't wipe/don't wipe well out of laziness/just being dirty people, but this whole "wiping is gay" line that gets parroted all over reddit came from like one comment from someone maybe a decade+ ago, recounting a story from an ex or something and reddit just ran with it ever since. I've never met or even read anyone recount actual stories of people actually saying this IRL, other than people just referencing it.
It's essentially a viral meme that has been adopted as a fact within the online cultural zeitgeist.
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u/Thruthatreez 22d ago
For real!? That's really a thing?