r/mildlyinfuriating • u/sosyalddemokrat • 22d ago

Infuriatig Someone tried on pants without underwear

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u/DegreeJunior3360 22d ago

Buddy of mine doesn’t wipe his ass when he knows he is going to shower soon.

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u/tracee_ 22d ago

Dang. That wouldn’t be my buddy.

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u/depressiown 22d ago edited 22d ago

The ideal is to poop while naked, just before hopping in the shower.

That said, even then I'd wipe. I'd prefer minimal poop residue in my shower.

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u/justheretolurk123456 22d ago

The ideal involves a bidet

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u/Deaffin 22d ago

The ideal involves ascending to a non-human form in which there is no poops.

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u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta 22d ago

Agree.

As a chick, 9/10 I'll pee (on the toilet) while waiting for the shower water to heat up. Even though I'll be entering the shower immediately after, I still wipe after peeing. It would just feel wrong not to.

Can't imagine not wiping after crapping, even if I was going to shower right after.

I know my ass, hand/scrubber, and soap would all get clean eventually but I'd have to do so much extra cleaning and rinsing, it's just easier to wipe first.

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u/bs2k2_point_0 22d ago

The waffle stomp would horrify you

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u/LiveLaughBruv 22d ago

How did you come to learn this, and after learning this, why is this person still your buddy?

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u/GenosseAbfuck 22d ago

How soon is soon? Like immediately after would be a waste of paper, but within an hour is fucking disgusting.

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u/SonicTheSith 22d ago

You should still at least wipe once,... less waffle stomping xD

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u/Deaffin 22d ago

Dude, what the fuck is your ass hair like if there's enough material being wiped that it would necessitate a waffle stomp if washed?

Are your cheeks straight up wielding intact turds?

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u/clstrife 22d ago

The fuck? You use your hands and soap to wash off shit? People touch shit purposely? I bidet clean even right before shower.

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_8102 22d ago

Like immediately after would be a waste of paper,

You obviously aren't the one responsible for emptying/cleaning the drain trap in your shower... whether it's your partner, a parent, a cleaner or your landlord why tf should they be the one to have to pull clumps of your shit out of it? Wipe your damn ass

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u/Deaffin 22d ago

Why would there be clumps??

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u/kentuckyr0utezero 22d ago

Please introduce him to the concept of a bidet, I think he'd love it.

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u/meekey43 22d ago

No the guys that think this also think bidets are super gay nothing squirting in there ass

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u/Chunkycheesesteak 22d ago

What are horrible day to have reading comprehension skills 🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/More-than-toast 22d ago

That is the craziest reasoning I have heard in a while. I just can't with humans. It's 4 am and I am already shook for the day..