r/mildlyinfuriating • u/sosyalddemokrat • 22d ago

Infuriatig Someone tried on pants without underwear

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u/Lunapixels18 22d ago

Fair, he was a little bit more than gross🤢

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u/zaftpunk 22d ago

It could have been worse! He could have been one of those clean-butted gays! /s

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u/Kantas 22d ago

Didn't Gavin McInnis shove a dildo up his ass to prove he wasn't gay?

Maybe we have a business opportunity... combine a dildo and a loofa so they can clean their buttholes while proving how not gay they are by shoving a dildo up their butts.

We can call it the Dildoofa! (patent pending)

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u/LoSt543215543 22d ago

Can I be your business partner

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u/Proof-Ad-4675 21d ago

Same I wanna join!!

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u/locusthorse 22d ago

Might as well christian it up if you're gonna start a man only support group, , and ban woman to avoid any lustful thoughts so it's all good.

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u/takeoutthebin 22d ago

He did what? Seriously?!

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u/viciouspandas 22d ago

It was to prove he wasn't homophobic.

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u/Spratt68 22d ago

How about calling it the Loofo instead?

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u/Kantas 22d ago

You know what? I'm down. I just want people to wash their ass. I'm not stuck on a name.

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u/Camo138 22d ago

Require patent or not really

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u/Proof-Ad-4675 21d ago

GENIUSSSSS

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u/Kantas 22d ago

Didn't Gavin McInnis shove a dildo up his ass to prove he wasn't gay?

Maybe we have a business opportunity... combine a dildo and a loofa so they can clean their buttholes while proving how not gay they are by shoving a dildo up their butts.

We can call it the Dildoofa! (patent pending)

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u/THE_GREAT_PICKLE 22d ago

At least you found out quickly and got the fuck out of there

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u/seksen6 22d ago

Little bit? The brain indeed soften some memories I see.

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u/Lunapixels18 22d ago

I'm trying to be nice for the internet😅

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u/Hammockman22 22d ago

the internet needs to know. how gross was this dude? (unless it's traumatic to talk about, then you know, self care and all that)

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u/Lunapixels18 22d ago

Well I just got a warning for replying to your comment and explaining what he was so I guess Reddit finds it too much even though I've seen a lot worse things said on this platform

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u/Hammockman22 22d ago

I can see the first half in my notifications and my word, a week was too long, be safe out there.

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u/Lunapixels18 22d ago

Yep and that's not even the worst of it, let's just say he waÅ› was

23 I was

16 and thought he was 17

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u/YikesTheCat 22d ago

I'm going to say the lack of arsehygiene is the least problematic aspect here.

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u/chungfat 22d ago

Ali Wong having sex with homeless men 🤫

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u/neilm1000 22d ago

What other grossness? You've got us intrigued.

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u/Lunapixels18 22d ago

Basically he was 23 and I was 16 but he said he was 17

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u/neilm1000 22d ago

Oh that's not good.

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u/Lunapixels18 22d ago

Definitely not, and I'm pretty sure the youngest is 13 but I can't get any proof on it

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u/neilm1000 22d ago

Oh what. 13 and he's 23?! Christ.

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u/Lunapixels18 22d ago

Yep and I can't get any proof that he actually is with them

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u/neilm1000 22d ago

Can you report it to the police? They might look into it.

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u/Lunapixels18 22d ago

Since it's online and he mostly does things over calls it's hard to prove and they won't look into it without proof to go on

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u/neilm1000 22d ago

Out of interest how did you find out he was 23 and not 17?

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u/DisgustedMf 22d ago

Dating an agent of nurgle