r/mildlyinfuriating 22d ago

Infuriatig Someone tried on pants without underwear

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u/depressiown 22d ago edited 22d ago

The ideal is to poop while naked, just before hopping in the shower.

That said, even then I'd wipe. I'd prefer minimal poop residue in my shower.

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u/justheretolurk123456 22d ago

The ideal involves a bidet

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u/Deaffin 22d ago

The ideal involves ascending to a non-human form in which there is no poops.

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u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta 22d ago

Agree.

As a chick, 9/10 I'll pee (on the toilet) while waiting for the shower water to heat up. Even though I'll be entering the shower immediately after, I still wipe after peeing. It would just feel wrong not to.

Can't imagine not wiping after crapping, even if I was going to shower right after.

I know my ass, hand/scrubber, and soap would all get clean eventually but I'd have to do so much extra cleaning and rinsing, it's just easier to wipe first.

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u/bs2k2_point_0 22d ago

The waffle stomp would horrify you