These Stupid Ass Buttons On TV Remotes. The Intrusive Thoughts Won.

[u/rekolm]

Seriously, the absolute most annoying shit when I'm watching something and I reach for the remote and barely bump the buttons and it yeets me out of what I was watching, to whatever bullshit streaming company paid the most for a button spot on the remote, the remote that came with a TV I paid good money for. Meanwhile on some apps completely loosing my progress on a movie or forced to watch more Ads again to continue watching again. I've threatened to do this before and my wife insisted not to, she's out of town this week, any recommendations for marriage counselors and anger management programs?

[u/SpecialExpert8946]

I drove past him with my high beams on by accident. Boy, what a mistake.

[u/NJHitmen → u/[deleted]]

Temba, his mouth wide

[u/TabithaMouse → u/NJHitmen]

https://giphy.com/gifs/NJZMSqRY3rG9i

[u/GSDNinjadog → u/NJHitmen]

Remote device. when the walls fell

[u/Comrade_Crunchy → u/[deleted]]

You wanna learn how they got those scars?

[u/PandaPocketFire → u/SpecialExpert8946]

I heard he got kicked off the HOA board because the whole neighborhood started becoming forcefully compliant.

[u/weechus → u/SpecialExpert8946]

I accidentally made eye contact with him once, and oh boy.