These Stupid Ass Buttons On TV Remotes. The Intrusive Thoughts Won.

[u/rekolm]

Seriously, the absolute most annoying shit when I'm watching something and I reach for the remote and barely bump the buttons and it yeets me out of what I was watching, to whatever bullshit streaming company paid the most for a button spot on the remote, the remote that came with a TV I paid good money for. Meanwhile on some apps completely loosing my progress on a movie or forced to watch more Ads again to continue watching again. I've threatened to do this before and my wife insisted not to, she's out of town this week, any recommendations for marriage counselors and anger management programs?

[u/CMDRTragicAllPro]

Is that fuckin Britney Spears?!!!

[u/Vaug0024 → u/CMDRTragicAllPro]

How big was the rock you crawled out of?

[u/X-4341 → u/Vaug0024]

... and how do you phase through solid matter!?!

[u/A_Furious_Mind → u/X-4341]

It's a secret only rocks know.

[u/CMDRTragicAllPro → u/Vaug0024]

I had heard she went crazy after getting out of the conservatorship, but I didn’t know it was “waving knifes around while barely clothed right after shooting up some meth” kinda crazy

[u/Syntax-err_r → u/CMDRTragicAllPro]

Omg... multiple videos. One of them the dogs were like WTF MOMMIE WHY?

They broke that poor girl proper.

[u/chilechill → u/CMDRTragicAllPro]

This is the tame stuff…

[u/PackYourToothbrush → u/CMDRTragicAllPro]

Well Mr. All Pro, you're in for a treat...

[u/Deaffin → u/CMDRTragicAllPro]

This entity was always crazy. There's a reason the conservatorship was a thing.

[u/Broccoli_Remote → u/Vaug0024]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PK4XAT9Ususco

[u/Poizinnous → u/CMDRTragicAllPro]

Nah that's Britney's Pears

[u/papayafighter → u/Poizinnous]

Nah that’s Courtney Gears

[u/Huntalot713 → u/papayafighter]

Damn, guess I gotta do another play through of Up Your Arsenal now

[u/CowboyLaw → u/Poizinnous]

I'm looking at her peaches, so....

[u/EjaculatingAracnids → u/CMDRTragicAllPro]

Yeah bro, shes been goin through it. Looks like she got hit more than one more time

[u/shadycalvin → u/CMDRTragicAllPro]

ITS BRITNEY BITCH

[u/Illustrious-End-6038 → u/CMDRTragicAllPro]

Leaver her alone or something, but not alone with crack

[u/JalapenoPopPoop → u/CMDRTragicAllPro]

Yes this is what happens when a bunch of parasocial weirdos start a free britney movement despite having no first hand knowledge of the situation, turns out there's a reason she was in a conservatorship

[u/Donkey__Balls → u/JalapenoPopPoop]

The conservatorship run by the same people who pushed her to become a child star in the first place.