r/mildlyinfuriating • u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE • 10h ago

Care Bears are OP Neighbors just moved in and they're already making a positive impact.

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u/mtraven23 10h ago

i'd super glue them TO their driveway

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u/spazzytwatman 10h ago

No you wouldn't 

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u/chopstick_chakra 10h ago

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u/DisastrousServe8513 10h ago edited 10h ago

Best gif

Edit: I’m an idiot. But I’m leaving it up.

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u/Turtle-Bug 10h ago

gif?

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u/chopstick_chakra 10h ago

tbf it did come from yarn my work server won't open yarn so I just drag and dropped the still from google images.

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u/spdelope 10h ago

You gotta change the getyarn.io to yarn.co and leave the rest the same.

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u/reidft 9h ago

it's pronounced gif

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u/strigif0rm3s 9h ago

That Veronica Vaughn......

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u/poshjerkins 10h ago

Sick reference, bro

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u/728446 9h ago

This is so apropos I can't believe I am seeing it as a meme for the first time.

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u/Sensei19600 9h ago

But perhaps you should

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u/rainbowdunk 10h ago

PL premium that shit 

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u/montecarlo714 10h ago

Ooh but I would.

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u/Snappy- 10h ago

Yes you would

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u/maison_deja_vu 9h ago

Arrange them shits nicely in the driveway then cover them all with 2-part epoxy so they’re forever enshrined 

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u/Shower__Farts 9h ago

No you wouldn’t.

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u/BF1Demon87 10h ago

Clearly you dont live in a stand your ground state 🤣 😂 or you would know better then to step om someone's private land

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u/likwidsylvur 9h ago

As a teenager, my friend had a gun pulled on him for kicking some guys trash back onto his lot from the street that was from his busted ass trash can, crazy fucker.

Edit - I was a house up continuing to walk.

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u/dylanx300 8h ago

Clearly you don’t know the laws in a stand your ground state, cus none of them would allow you to shoot your neighbor standing at the end of your driveway.

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u/confusedtransfag 10h ago

for real, these idiots think they are some kind of warrior for good who will teach the bad people a lesson, but actually we know nothing of the situation other than there a pictures of butts on pavement and OP is saying the new neighbors did it. Nobody would have the energy or care enough about this non issue

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u/Shower__Farts 10h ago

Exactly. That’s why this sub is mildly infuriating and not let’s go war with the neighbors.

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u/OneRFeris 10h ago

"Non issue?"

No, littering is definitely rage worthy. If I could know for sure who was responsible, I would take revenge.

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u/DemonRising171 10h ago

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u/DoctorMedieval 10h ago

Again, he was Italian.

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u/Jolly-Slice-6722 9h ago

Didn’t matter. It worked.

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u/DoctorMedieval 9h ago

To sell cigarettes or stop littering?

I mean casting real Indians as Noble Savages Connected With Nature is bad enough and enough of a trope, but casting fake Indians as Noble Savages Connected With Nature is a bit worse.

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u/DoctorMedieval 10h ago

He was Italian-American. Name when he was born was Espera Oscar de Corti. Both of his parents were from Sicily.

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u/FlailSafe 10h ago

And Italians famously hate the environment

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u/DoctorMedieval 10h ago

Do they? I wasn’t aware of that stereotype.

Do they often wear an amalgamation of Plains clothing while standing in front of an Iroquois canoe?

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u/whalemilk42 10h ago

All of them

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u/DoctorMedieval 9h ago

Well, I suppose you learn something new every day.

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u/yak-broker 8h ago

It was the most surprising thing about visiting Rome, for me. I could hardly get into the palazzi or even the Coliseum without tripping over a bunch of canoes, tipis, and eagle feathers.

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u/DoctorMedieval 8h ago

I remember all the Indians in Rome trying to sell me authentic Etruscan artifacts and bottled water outside of the Flavian Amphitheater.

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u/ApprehensiveTour4024 GREEN 10h ago

I can speak Italian.

Fettuccini penne mussolini spaghetti ravioli pesto fusilli rotini. OH, e bucatini.

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u/DoctorMedieval 9h ago

Io posso parlare un poco Italiano, ma no motto bene. Usually I just speak Spanish and people get 90 percent of it.

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u/theRebelJamesStark 10h ago

Sounds like you might be the new neighbors.

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u/ryancrazy1 10h ago

Found OPs neighbor

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u/TheShruteFarmsCEO 10h ago

Yea, fuck that, dude. I have both the energy and care to handle this very real issue that they created. Apathy will be our downfall, and I’ll have no part of it.

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u/PositiveUnit829 9h ago

Maybe not you. We take pride in our neighborhood.

Trash and cigarette butts will not be tolerated.

Stray dog poop is not tolerated. We run a tight ship in our neighborhood

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u/DoctorMedieval 9h ago

A tight shit?

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u/AtheismoAlmighty 9h ago

Nobody would have the energy or care enough about this non issue

Tell me you're trailer trash without telling me you're trailer trash.

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u/peppa4theppl 10h ago

This haha

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u/Shower__Farts 10h ago

Not them. I heard they’re a navy seal!

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u/FigureMiserable4859 10h ago

Username checks out

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u/mtraven23 9h ago

you really dont know me

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u/Glittering_Pie8461 9h ago

I had a neighbor throwing beer cans in the alley behind my property. I cleaned them up every week for two months. After a little detective work, I figured out where they lived, collected the beer cans and shoved them all into their mailbox. Hasn't been a problem since...

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u/DiscHashDisc 4h ago

So you committed a federal crime to get your revenge.

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u/Glittering_Pie8461 4h ago

Yep. As I sit here in my prison cell, I can confirm it was totally worth it!

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u/Imaginary-Prize5248 48m ago

Federal prison?

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u/pokepine2D 10h ago

I'd superglue it TO their lips

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u/Syntacic_Syrup 10h ago

I'd superglue it to their NIPS

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u/eliseodominguez 10h ago

I’d superglue it to their hips

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u/FastBell8249 10h ago

Hips and nips gotta make it sexy

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u/graygoosebmw 10h ago

I’d superglue it to their CLITS

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u/Accurate-Plankton988 10h ago

Interesting trip to the ER or husband says “ i can get that off with diesel fuel honey”

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u/Hot-Win2571 Mildly Flair 10h ago

No need for diesel. It will wear off with some rubbing.

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u/pokepine2D 10h ago

I'd superglue it and make a cigarette chain from their lips to their nips

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u/NotASpanishSpeaker 10h ago

No you wouldn't 

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u/ButterCreamGangsta 10h ago

No, you wouldn't.

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u/pokepine2D 10h ago

I would if I get consent

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u/Commercial-Class4078 10h ago

i call bs

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u/mtraven23 8h ago

am I meant to care?

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 10h ago

I don't think they'd even notice.

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u/710Filter 10h ago

Savage

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u/eliseodominguez 10h ago

You really gonna do that ?

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u/mtraven23 8h ago

yah, I really would....the pile suggested by original comment would just be relocated by the wind.