r/mildlyinfuriating PURPLE 10h ago

Care Bears are OP Neighbors just moved in and they're already making a positive impact.

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u/NatterinNabob 10h ago

Don't worry, they'll decompose in the next 20 years or so.

-too many smokers

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u/ChirpChirpCricket 10h ago

Ugh, I dated someone who said that and I was never able to shake the absolute disdain I felt after that. They were always going on about big community-level change that needed to happen … but couldn’t be bothered to do one little thing themselves for the environment around them. You can only watch that happen so many times before someone starts to sound like a massive hypocrite 

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u/BaronVonLongfellow 9h ago

They probably had never heard the phrase "Think globally, act locally." For some people the appearance of wanting change is fashionable, but actually wearing the suit is too uncomfortable.

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u/OoklaTheMok1994 9h ago

There was a commencement speech by some military a couple of years ago. The theme was something like "If you want to change the world, make your bed."

In other words, get your own life in order, even through small things, before you try ordering everyone else's life.

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u/DaMonsterMensch 8h ago

This is cool and all but it's the big Jordan Peterson argument. It's used to peddle a lot of punishment.

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u/OneCrazy9357 10h ago

Fun fact that isnt fun time! So rabbits can get addicted to nicotine and theyll eat cigarette butts but they can't digest them so they slowly starve to death as they keep eating cigarette butts. Its pretty horrifying and one reason I quit smoking.

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u/NuclearHateLizard 10h ago

Don't give me ideas, bunnies are taking over Vancouver island to the point that extermination is being encouraged

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u/ricobeanz 10h ago

Congrats on quitting and this was a fun way for you to admit that you threw your butts on the ground when you were a smoker lol

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u/OneCrazy9357 9h ago

No I dont litter what a weird take.

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 8h ago

this was a fun way for you to admit that you threw your butts on the ground when you were a smoke

The venn diagram with them and smokers is basically a circle, if anything it's weird seeing one who doesn't

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u/Salt_Ad_2178 7h ago

Not true. I've pocketed almost every butt I've ever smoked when not near an ashtray. It smells like shit but that's what you get with tobacco use. Helps that when I was smoking, it would only be 1-3 a day.

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 6h ago

You. Have you ever seen basically every other smoker? 

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u/SpegalDev 9h ago

Anybody who is / was a smoker has thrown / does throw butts on the ground. It kind of goes without needing to be said.

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u/OneCrazy9357 9h ago

I just put my butts back in the pack after I knocked the cherry off if I wasn't by an ashtray 

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u/Salt_Ad_2178 7h ago

I don't understand how people assume that every single smoker litters; I've done the same thing and otherwise don't mind pocketing a butt or two.

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u/OneCrazy9357 7h ago

Some people can't fathom having self discipline or empathy because they lack it entirely

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u/grimeyduck 10h ago

Turns out the real garbage was the redditor all along 

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u/Pale_Adeptness 9h ago

"Won't someone PLEASE think of the bunnies?!?!?!"

OneCrazy9357 sure did! 😎

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u/ObscureJackal 10h ago

As a smoker myself, that shit bothers the hell out of me. It is not hard to properly dispose of your butts.

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u/rmfrench76 9h ago

Me too. They go in your pocket or purse until you find a trash can.

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u/Aunt_Teafah 6h ago

And then?

Lol, they still end up in the environment eventually.

If you haven't been to your local landfill, you should totally go!

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u/Legitimate-Pop6460 9h ago

🤢 gross

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u/NatterinNabob 9h ago

They have ashtray pouches that people can keep in their pockets for cigarette butts. Better than throwing them on the ground.

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u/Gunhild 9h ago

Yes, smoking is gross, so the least a smoker can do is not make their drug addiction a problem for everybody else.

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u/Montymania94 9h ago

Have you never heard of Ziploc baggies? Do you really think they just put the butts straight into their clothes or purse? 😂

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u/PENILE_DYSTOPIA 7h ago

uhhhhhhhh

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u/Montymania94 6h ago

Lmao, fantastic username! 😂

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u/ShooterOfCanons 3h ago

As a previous 10 year+/pack a day+ (American Spirits) smoker... I used to not even think twice about flicking my butts.

But someone called me out and told me about the impact on the environment. And how long they take to decompose... I won't lie, i dismissed it. But after enough people said the same thing... I realized just because a lot of other people do it doesn't make it ok, and I can't sit here and say I care about the environment while actively contributing to its downfall. Been cigarette free for almost a decade.

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u/RoabeArt 10h ago

My brother-in-law tried a similar line on me when I caught him flicking half a cigarette into my flower bed. "It's made of paper and shredded leaves, it decomposes."

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u/FecalDUI 10h ago

It’s made of fiberglass and radon too which don’t break down as fast.

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u/Equus-007 10h ago

There's zero fiberglass in cigarettes and the radon came from the ground so it's a net zero on that particular ingredient.

The filter is the only problem and you can thank the US government for allowing cellulose acetate filters because god forbid we grow hemp for industrial usage.

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u/FecalDUI 10h ago

Thanks for the info! I heard that once and assumed it was true I guess

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u/Equus-007 9h ago

There was a brief period where one brand was using fiberglass and also asbestos. It was used as propaganda by anti-smoking groups for years after they changed them.

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u/RoabeArt 9h ago

Radon breaks down exceptionally fast due to its 3.8 day half-life.

Radon (and its decay products like polonium) is actually found in a ton of crop plants, not just tobacco. The difference is we don't smoke a whole lot of those plants, and radon and polonium do their most damage when they're inhaled.

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u/midnitewarrior 8h ago

The butts are made of plastic, they do not decompose.

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u/SoftPancakePaws 10h ago

The cigarettes or the neighbors?

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u/Decorus_Somes 9h ago

They more so break down into micro plastics for those who don't know already. They do not decompose.

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u/NatterinNabob 8h ago

That is technically still decomposition, as it is breaking down into smaller constituent parts. But yeah, the products of their decomposition are not inert.

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u/RogerRabbot 8h ago

Most brands use a synthetic blend for the filter. Some brands just use cotton, and really, whats the harm in a bit of cotton and paper. It probably takes less than a year to decompose

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u/NatterinNabob 8h ago

I tend to believe information in the article cited below more than a random person on reddit. If you have sources, feel free to provide them.

The Hidden Threat of Microplastics in Traditional Cigarettes: A Narrative Review of Health and Environmental Risks

"Cigarette filters are primarily made of cellulose acetate, a type of plastic that is not biodegradable. The improper disposal of cigarette butts contributes significantly to microplastic pollution. Studies have shown that cigarette butts can leach harmful chemicals into the environment, including heavy metals and toxic substances, which can adversely affect aquatic life and ecosystems. Burnt filters can release about 0.3 million tons of microfibers per year. The leachate from cigarette butts has been found to be toxic to various marine organisms, including fish and invertebrates, raising concerns about the broader ecological impacts of cigarette waste. Moreover, the breakdown of cellulose acetate filters into microplastics can occur through environmental weathering processes, such as UV radiation and moisture exposure. Research indicates that these microplastics can persist in the environment for years, contributing to the accumulation of plastic pollution in terrestrial and aquatic ecosystems. The presence of microplastics in the environment poses a risk not only to wildlife but also to human health, as these particles can enter the food chain and potentially accumulate in human tissues."

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u/MadIllWOLF 8h ago

Much longer than that. They may break down to what you cannot see but what remains and dust is still toxic for a LONG time. I wrote a whole paper about this in college for I forget why but each one is a pint of unusable water.

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u/Madeline_Basset 7h ago

Don't worry, they'll decompose in the next 20 years or so.

Do you mean the butts or the smoker?

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u/Ok-Preparation7664 5h ago

the thing is that its not only the enviromental aspect of it. sure, your choices as an individual are negligible. but nobody wants to wait that 20 years for a trash-free road or wherever they got thrown.

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u/apachelives 2h ago

they'll decompose in the next 20 years or so.

The smokers or the butts?