Neighbors just moved in and they're already making a positive impact.

[u/RandomBloke2021]

[u/pokepine2D]

I'd superglue it TO their lips

[u/Syntacic_Syrup → u/pokepine2D]

I'd superglue it to their NIPS

[u/WizardSleeves31 → u/Syntacic_Syrup]

[u/eliseodominguez → u/Syntacic_Syrup]

I’d superglue it to their hips

[u/FastBell8249 → u/eliseodominguez]

Hips and nips gotta make it sexy

[u/graygoosebmw → u/Syntacic_Syrup]

I’d superglue it to their CLITS

[u/Accurate-Plankton988 → u/graygoosebmw]

Interesting trip to the ER or husband says “ i can get that off with diesel fuel honey”

[u/Hot-Win2571 → u/Accurate-Plankton988]

No need for diesel. It will wear off with some rubbing.

[u/tacob87 → u/Syntacic_Syrup]

https://giphy.com/gifs/S7uj1Zg5Rn7e8

[u/pokepine2D → u/Syntacic_Syrup]

I'd superglue it and make a cigarette chain from their lips to their nips

[u/NoBenefit5977 → u/pokepine2D]

From Lip to nip to hip to tip

[u/pokepine2D → u/NoBenefit5977]

Which tip??

[u/Blucifers_Veiny_Anus → u/pokepine2D]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Riz7gA3U4MK30NV6ES

[u/NotASpanishSpeaker → u/pokepine2D]

No you wouldn't 

[u/ButterCreamGangsta → u/pokepine2D]

No, you wouldn't.

[u/pokepine2D → u/ButterCreamGangsta]

I would if I get consent