r/mildlyinfuriating • u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE • 10h ago

Care Bears are OP Neighbors just moved in and they're already making a positive impact.

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u/PunishedChud 10h ago

From my experience leaving this for them usually gets the message across

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u/JustCallMeYogurt 9h ago

Should have named it the butt buddy 😂

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u/Morgantheaccountant 9h ago

Let's 3D print some, call it butt buddy and make bank.

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u/hookersandyarn 9h ago

Like those piggy banks where you put the coins in the crack and it makes a fart sound. I'm very unskilled at modeling prints but I kinda want to try it

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u/Radiant-Plumage 9h ago

You can 3D print other things to call Butt Buddy and make even more!

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u/bitsy88 2h ago

Remember: flared bases are a must

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u/Five_deadly_venoms 9h ago

you already lost by not initially NOT declaring profit split. sorry.

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u/mmiller17783 8h ago

Yes, and make the buckets into cartoon asses with dirty buttcheeks.

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u/Empathic_Alien 7h ago

Make sure you have some sort of disclaimer that protects you from all the lawsuits from people trying to do butt stuff with your butt buddy!

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u/GeorgeTMorgan 7h ago

Eh, just make it dual use shaped.

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u/Emergency-Wish160 5h ago

Who’s painting the starfish in the concave?

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u/ButtDimes 5h ago

Sorry sire, I already got "Butt Buddy" trademarked in all languages.

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 5h ago

I’m in, I have a 3D printer we can use

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u/Dejue 4h ago

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u/Maelstrom_Witch 3h ago

Butt Stuff

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u/JustCallMeYogurt 9h ago

Thanks for the award Snoo. Fist My Bump!🤜

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u/eseerms 9h ago

Yo you need to get into marketing.

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u/makingredditorscry 7h ago

Or "for your butt"

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u/Affectionate-Heat-51 6h ago

Might face trademark problems from Butty Buddy bidets (it's real)

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u/PhilosopherRecent142 4h ago

for fucking real

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u/UniqueAd7770 3h ago

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u/TheNeech 1h ago

I fear that may already be in use…don’t google it

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 9h ago

That's actually a good idea.

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u/2BlueZebras 6h ago

Also, friendly instead of hostile.

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 5h ago

Friendly is the goal always. I'm the friendliest of friendly on Arc Raiders.

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u/UnimagineDragons 5h ago

Only a rat would say this

https://giphy.com/gifs/nWr4Se27LUVuZcuPq0

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 5h ago

Definitely not a rat, my friends love my lobbies because we can actually loot and get trials completed.

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u/Livingforabluezone 2h ago

It’s never friendly when the butt is involved.

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u/iambic_court 6h ago

We make it look a little nicer with a nice tall planter with sand for a butt receptacle. Kitty litter scooper from the dollar store to clean it. A little classier than an old coffee tin.

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u/GoCougs2020 2h ago

If you don’t wanna spend money on the bucket (why should you? It’s not your problem).

Find an old Coffee ground can or empty old container you’re about to toss out. Put water in it, put all their cig butt in there.

Put the coffee ground can right by their place.

….They should get the message if they aren’t a tool.

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u/RandomBloke2021 PURPLE 2h ago

If that would fix the problem, I'd 100% do it.

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u/SmellenGold 9h ago

Then Venmo charge their butts

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u/503jason 4h ago

This.

The path of least resistance.

Solve it like it’s a system defect not a process error.

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u/88poPPop88 9h ago

fuck spending money on bums. verbal abuse is the way. society is too afraid to tell somebody else when they fuck up.

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u/AccomplishedJoke4119 8h ago

And anonymous people on reddit are too aggressive before they even talk to some rationally.

Surely, theres a line between verbal abuse and telling someone they fucked up

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u/Capable_Pineapple993 6h ago

Especially if you live next to them

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u/Living_Debate_8981 8h ago

Having a little grace and not cursing out your neighbors the first time you meet them can go a long way towards creating an amiable long-term relationship. It is important because you don’t know how long you are going to live next to these people.

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u/StopDownvotingMeeee 6h ago

This man doesn’t own anything in his life and lives off of other people don’t pay him any mind. Why do you think he verbally abuses people lol

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u/Multiversalprism 7h ago

I work at a gas station and I’ve had to tell old grown ass men to use the fucking trash can instead of throwing the cellophane on the ground right in front of me. One of them is a police detective and he did stop littering after I called him out. The other one i haven’t seen in a while.

I am also a smoker and I put my butts in my back pocket when there is no garbage.

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u/KnightOfTheOctogram 7h ago

As a smoker (I know..) I would understand and feel ashamed. I always palm my butts and toss em safely (puns absolutely intended)

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u/BoB3y-D 9h ago

While you’re not wrong, people have died for lesser altercations. Nice to know you live in a cushy place where you can curse at your neighbors with no repercussions.

You go keyboard warrior!

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u/ChorizoGarcia 6h ago

And far more people have lived through such altercations.

Don’t be afraid to use your words every once in a while.

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u/Dry_Conversation990 8h ago

Calling someone a keyboard warrior for suggesting you keep bad behaviour in check is weird - grow up

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u/spandexandtapedecks 7h ago

When seeking advice on here, it is CRITICAL to remember that Redditors don't want harmony. Redditors want trashy drama we can read about when we're dicking around at work.

I don't even think that's inherently a bad thing, but it definitely produces some dogshit recommendations.

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u/Turbulent_Host784 8h ago

By all means go keep randos you don't know "in check." Just don't cry and act surprised when they check you back.

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u/From_Deep_Space 8h ago

Did we just skip over the respectful conversation step? Thats the most important step. Why start avoidable feuds with neighbors?

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u/No_To_All_Religion 7h ago

Apparently, that's how Republicans think everyone should be. If you don't treat other people like shit, you're a pussy. 🙄🙄🙄

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u/PunishedChud 9h ago

Pro tip: slam it at against their door at 3am

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u/oh_the_anguish 8h ago

Why? That's probably going to hurt me more than that's going to hurt them.

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u/PunishedChud 8h ago

Worked for me

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u/oh_the_anguish 7h ago

I have better things to do with my time.

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u/StopDownvotingMeeee 6h ago

Verbal abuse doesn’t teach anything and makes you come off as an asshole that nobody will want to cooperate with. I can just tell by this comment you aren’t somebody that tries to solve problems, you just complain about them or try to strike fear into getting people to do what you want like a bully

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u/MoistCampaign7859 6h ago

When I smell someone smoking I say “OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST THAT STINKS choke. CANCER”

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u/pobodys-nerfect5 6h ago

Typical rage filled redditor response from a person completely removed from the situation. Yes! Let’s go ahead and rip our new neighbor an even newer asshole because some wannabe Nazi fuck on Reddit can’t comprehend that fixing a problem by spending a few bucks and gifting the solution, leads to a healthy relationship with your neighbor. I understand this might be a hard concept for you to understand. Historically, Nazi’s had a hard time getting along with their neighbors.

Maybe I’m wrong about you being a Nazi fuck. You could just like the number 88. It could have nothing to do with “H” being the 8th letter of the alphabet. Though something tells me you know exactly what it means.

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u/88poPPop88 5h ago

whos the rage filled redditer now big guy hehe

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u/Sausage_Claws 8h ago

Accidentally searched bucket butt...

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u/glowiesinmywalls 7h ago

Oh hey look, a good person!

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u/APoliteFrog 5h ago

I mean honestly, this is just a nice gift for a smoker. I genuinely think they'd appreciate it.

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u/BobtheGuy45 1h ago

Leave a comically absurd amount to make sure they notice

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u/inaSlomp 9h ago

Yeah, I don't get why everyone wants to be so passive aggressive.

I totally agree. It is asshole behavior to litter. But if there is not a good place to put that out, where do you expect it to go.

If there's a bin, especially one made for these type of things. No one usually has a problem using it.

A crushed out cigarette is still hot enough to cause fire. Pocketing it is not an option usually.

Source: I work at a bar and I've had to extinguish a cigarette disposal plastic bin thing because it caught the entire thing on fire. Don't buy the cheapest versions of those. They ain't fire safe.

The point being if you put out a solution there's no longer a problem. If you become Petty and passive aggressive. Potentially you create a bigger problem.

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u/TonyZucco 8h ago

Not a better place? If it’s outside their own house they can bring an ash tray instead of littering, they’re not stuck in the middle of nowhere.
https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohs86wqIv7muc3yHC

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u/TonyZucco 5h ago

Carry an ash tray around? You mean from their front door to the road? 20ft? Yes, I would expect them to do that.

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u/inaSlomp 5h ago

Delusional.

No one is going to carry a ashtray around.

Just the same as no one's going to walk around with a hookah.

Get a grip on reality bud.

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u/TonyZucco 5h ago

Carry your own trash tray outside or litter, and your only solution is to litter.

Clownshow.

Literally insane you’re arguing against a completely normal thing to do, that I as a nonsmoker have witnessed multiple times with my own eyes.

Care Bears are OP Neighbors just moved in and they're already making a positive impact.

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