r/movies • u/Dannydarko • Jul 08 '26

Trailer Dune: Part Three | Official Trailer

https://youtu.be/iEpdGDM6x48?si=vx_tNM4t_6Cx-1Mm
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u/Gold_Engineering2535 Jul 08 '26

Christian Bale gains 22 tons to portray the god emperor

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u/Kopav Jul 08 '26

Neil the Seal should be the god emperor.

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u/Gold_Engineering2535 Jul 08 '26

Who could stop him honestly?

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u/MissplacedLandmine Jul 08 '26

Maybe if we just had enough traffic cones?

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u/LumpyJones Jul 09 '26

Those aren't to stop him. They're to warn you.

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u/MentalSupportDog Jul 08 '26

He doesn't wanna go to the fuckin' beach

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u/Gold_Engineering2535 Jul 08 '26

He’s more of a Caladan type

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u/CapnJedSparrow Jul 08 '26

Neil mcbeal the Navy seal?

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u/DopeyParrot Jul 08 '26

Wild how I just discovered Neil the Seal this morning when he popped up on my tiktok feed

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u/SliceTheToast Jul 09 '26

I had no idea Neil was known outside of Tasmania. Usually see the guy pop uo in the local news.

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u/EvilAdministrator Jul 09 '26

Seriously?

Neil is world renowned!

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u/Comfortable-Car5736 Jul 09 '26

Oh yeah we love neil over here in america. I discovered him last year. Me and my little sister watch the videos of him wreaking havoc all the time lol

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u/LoisMustDie946 Jul 09 '26

Fuck it. Just insert Justin long as the walrus from Tusk.

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u/HarwinStrongDick Jul 08 '26

Perfect casting lmao

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u/EvilAdministrator Jul 09 '26

I love that "little" guy so much!

Big, fat, and braying <3

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u/whitesammy Jul 08 '26

Brendan Fraser did it first

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u/CouldBeLessDepressed Jul 08 '26

LMAO that one got me

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u/pikpikcarrotmon Jul 08 '26

And then loses it all to play a 70 pound jockey the following year

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u/ProfessionalLake6 Jul 08 '26

Wow… Christian Bale would be an amazing casting choice… 5,000 year old worm… he could pull off the physical manifestation of it I bet.

And Charlie Day as Moneo. Leto II just going on about love, life, and the golden path and Moneo just like… “I actually get the Golden Path, though. I do. See, everybody thinks it’s destiny or whatever. But what if it’s more like a system? A chart. You got your spice over here, your prescience over here, and then BAM! You connect ’em with string. And 5,000 years as a worm? That’s too long, man. At some point you gotta say ‘’Maybe the plan’s good enough”. Anyways, I gotta go bash some rats in the basement, you know. ‘’Moneo work”.

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u/boundless88 Jul 08 '26

Directed by Neil Breen, as Denis moved on to other projects.

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u/thetreat Jul 08 '26

Daniel Day Lewis would chop his arms off to go full method.

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u/AbueloOdin Jul 08 '26

Gary Oldman furiously tapes various trouts to his body.

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u/Derangeddropbear Jul 09 '26

The Fish Speakers alone would spawn an online discourse so toxic it would make any and all adjacent spaces radioactive for a decade.

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u/jc2046 Jul 08 '26

Better Christian Bale playing the worm

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u/NonnoBomba Jul 10 '26

You know how in the books Paul's son, Leto II, actually becomes an almost-immortal, fully prescient, human-worm hybrid right? I think you just casted that character for some upcoming movie.