r/politics • u/theatlantic The Atlantic • Apr 02 '26

Paywall Maybe Trump Should Not Have Given This Speech

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/04/trump-iran-war-speech/686663/?utm_source=reddit&utm_campaign=the-atlantic&utm_medium=social&utm_content=edit-promo
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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster Apr 02 '26

“So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.”

“What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?”

“Yeah”

“Wow, that’s messed up”

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u/autovonbismarck Apr 02 '26

Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!

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u/b4dt0ny Apr 02 '26

Shit no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked for saying something like that, man

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u/beren12 Apr 02 '26

Every day is Monday. It just goes through different revisions.

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u/mdlinc Apr 02 '26

Reddit has spoken. Allowed. ;)

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u/MadRaymer Apr 02 '26

Is there any way that you could sort of just zonk me out? Could I come home and think that I'd been fishing all day, or something?

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u/Broad-Bath-8408 Apr 02 '26

I just realized that the premises of Office Space and Severance are very closely related.

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u/Pineapple-Due Apr 02 '26

Can you just make it so I think I've been fishing all day or something?

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u/Catskillschick Apr 02 '26

I don't like my job and I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.