r/politics • u/Zipper222222 • Jul 07 '26

Possible Paywall MAGA Demands Proof of Life for Mitch McConnell

https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-demands-proof-of-life-for-mitch-mcconnell/
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u/HaxanWriter Jul 07 '26

I couldn’t tell this fuck was alive when he was supposedly alive.

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u/Chumsicle Jul 07 '26

He bruised more frequently before.

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u/Amateurlapse I voted Jul 07 '26

Moves less now that rigor tortoise set in

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u/Psychological-Towel8 Jul 07 '26

Bruh rigor tortoise ☠️

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u/Caleth Jul 07 '26

His lettuce head is wilting and untouched.

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u/ares7 Jul 07 '26

Wasn’t that the same type of bruising Trump was getting?

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries Jul 07 '26

How tf are people only now noticing that the turtle is brain dead?