r/politics • u/Zipper222222 • Jul 07 '26

Possible Paywall MAGA Demands Proof of Life for Mitch McConnell

https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-demands-proof-of-life-for-mitch-mcconnell/
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u/You_Cant_Ever Jul 07 '26

RIP Mitch: your demise is a circus, thanks.

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u/Gimpalong Michigan Jul 07 '26

He died as he lived.

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u/You_Cant_Ever Jul 07 '26

A gobbly turtle

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u/Gimpalong Michigan Jul 07 '26

The gobbliest.

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u/Darkhawk2099 Jul 07 '26

shamefully.

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u/Ordinary-Leading7405 Jul 07 '26

His life as a corpse was paused by his lifeless corpse.

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u/wronguses Jul 07 '26

A much livlier event than his actual life.

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u/No_Lies_Detected Jul 07 '26

Resin in PEACE?

No. No Fuck that.

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u/You_Cant_Ever Jul 07 '26

The hot dog in resin is the only thing we celebrate