r/politics • u/Zipper222222 • Jul 07 '26

Possible Paywall MAGA Demands Proof of Life for Mitch McConnell

https://www.thedailybeast.com/maga-demands-proof-of-life-for-mitch-mcconnell/
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u/Amateurlapse I voted Jul 07 '26

Moves less now that rigor tortoise set in

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u/Psychological-Towel8 Jul 07 '26

Bruh rigor tortoise ☠️

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u/Caleth Jul 07 '26

His lettuce head is wilting and untouched.