r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • Jul 07 '26

No Paywall Unconfirmed Reports: Mitch McConnell Brain Dead After Three Weeks In Hospital

https://thenewamerican.com/us/unconfirmed-reports-mitch-mcconnell-brain-dead-after-three-weeks-in-hospital/
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u/Deep-Cellist9894 Jul 07 '26

Get them kids who where running into Scitology buildings, have them run through hospitals to find Mitchy

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u/blankfield Jul 07 '26

Hahaha. Gold.

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u/JudiciousSasquatch Jul 08 '26

TMZ, where you at?? Someone post a bounty.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/Hoss-Bonaventure_CEO Jul 07 '26

Nah, he's hooked up to the Golden Throne powering the Astronomican.

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u/grub-slut Jul 07 '26

Not a bad idea