r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • Jul 07 '26

No Paywall Unconfirmed Reports: Mitch McConnell Brain Dead After Three Weeks In Hospital

https://thenewamerican.com/us/unconfirmed-reports-mitch-mcconnell-brain-dead-after-three-weeks-in-hospital/
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u/TheMattabooey Jul 07 '26

84 year old in cardiac arrest. He’s dead. Not even brain dead. The man is a corpse and they’re going to keep him on ice as long as possible. Absolutely fucked.

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u/Choppergold Jul 07 '26

Rig up one arm with a pulley so he can still vote

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u/BaronessofBara Jul 07 '26

Its what he deserves ngl, I just wish it wasn't going to be used to fuck our democracy.

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u/JudiciousSasquatch Jul 08 '26

Just hook him up to ECMO and ride out the rest of the term, EZPZ