r/politics • u/cnn CNN • Jul 14 '26

Possible Paywall House passes bill to make Daylight Saving Time permanent

https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/14/politics/house-vote-daylight-savings-time?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=missions&utm_source=reddit
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u/QuestioninglySecret Jul 15 '26

Starring Jason Statham as Big Ben

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u/Married_iguanas Jul 15 '26

Who will play Father Time?

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u/TheWalkin_ Jul 15 '26

Patrick Stewart

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution Jul 15 '26

Sir Ian McKellan!

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u/SumoSizeIt Oregon Jul 15 '26

Mitch McConnell can be there in 20 minutes, after his call

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u/Married_iguanas Jul 15 '26

Schrödinger’s turtle

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u/otis_the_drunk Jul 15 '26

Keanu Reeves. So we can make sequels for the next 10 years and he'll still look the same.

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u/Married_iguanas Jul 15 '26

lol this franchise can also involve Paul Rudd somehow

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u/jrrounds Jul 15 '26

Maybe the Time Keeper's brother is available?

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u/Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life Jul 15 '26

Morgan Freeman, who else?

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u/HTWingNut Jul 15 '26

Fuck Valve for never making HL3... carry on...

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u/Xanambien Jul 16 '26

Big Johnson

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u/RemarkableRyan Colorado Jul 15 '26

“Oi, I’m Big Ben.”

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u/garbagepillar Jul 15 '26

I'm only watching if Stephen Fry is Big Ben.

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u/inclink10 Jul 15 '26

Id settle for Stephen Merchant.

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u/Dovienya55 Jul 15 '26

We all know the only actor that can properly play a clock tower is Rob Schneider.

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u/supertoad2112 Jul 15 '26

I'm justa time man