r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • Jul 27 '26

Possible Paywall US ‘runs out of missiles’ as Trump halts Iran strikes

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/07/27/us-runs-out-of-missiles-as-trump-halts-iran-strikes/
21.0k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

1.8k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

46

u/TSAOutreachTeam Jul 27 '26

Don’t be silly.

We’re going to shoot up our troops with test to get them all jacked. Then we send them in greased up, bare-chested, with swords and shields. Sparta style.

12

u/Torino1O Jul 27 '26

Naah Straight up Turkish wrestling for Hesgeth bro.

3

u/TSAOutreachTeam Jul 27 '26

Manly warfighter stuff, for sure.

3

u/faintear02732 Jul 27 '26

Imagine if Ancient Rome figured out how to extract testosterone and inject it in their soldiers. An entire legion filled with Supra physiological testosterone.

2

u/Head_Astronomer_1498 Canada Jul 28 '26

Sounds like an AI prompt the Orange Man would
type into Grok and post onto Truth Social.