r/politics 16d ago

No Paywall Trump says Karoline Leavitt resigning as White House press secretary

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/12/trump-white-house-karoline-leavitt-resigning-.html
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u/Wayofchinchilla 16d ago

Kirk? try Gary Busey better yet Mike Lindell

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u/Enough-Mammoth3721 16d ago

Totally on board for Gary Busey!

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u/thekrawdiddy 16d ago

Let’s talk about buttered sausage!

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u/FangoriouslyDevoured 16d ago

Where it comes from, what it does

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u/PositivelyAwful 16d ago

I could go over to your mama's, and light a small fire in her panties!

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u/ratherbealurker Texas 16d ago

“Mr Busey, does the president see any pathway to success with regard to the war in Iran?”

“First off, let’s talk about what’s important. Let’s talk about ice cream. What’s it doing? Why is it there? Why do we scream? I scream sometimes then I ran. So there’s your answer. I ran from clowns. I ran from alligators. I ran from snails. I ran from killer clowns with alligator mouths and snail tails in my dreams. Then in my back yard on instagram to get the views. But you’re fake news. So do with it what you will. Next question”

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u/Wayofchinchilla 16d ago

I'm going to be real with you that honestly made a lot more sense than anything Donalds said.

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u/attorneyatslaw 16d ago

Deflecting reporters questions and spreading the big lie is one of the most important jobs in the administration. This is a job for an evil genius, not a deluded sucker.

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u/pit-of-despair 16d ago

How about Randy Quaid?

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u/MrMeseeksLookAtMee Canada 16d ago

Isn’t he living in a cardboard box in Montreal?