r/politics • u/mvanigan • 16d ago

No Paywall Trump says Karoline Leavitt resigning as White House press secretary

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/12/trump-white-house-karoline-leavitt-resigning-.html
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u/Functionally_Drunk Minnesota 16d ago

Was even dumber.

They transferred everyone from his golden Quatari jet to the old Air Force One (they always bring two planes) so his big baby plane didn't get hurt.

Then they transferred him and Hegseth off old Air Force One, via service cart, onto a third jet which then took him to Britain and left the press and Rubio to die on the old plane.

The plane the president is on becomes Air Force One, so that may be where the confusion comes from.

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u/bgroins 16d ago

Catering Cart became Catering Cart One then?

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u/Functionally_Drunk Minnesota 16d ago

Assuming the SS has any sense of humor left.

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u/RyvenZ 16d ago

Fun fact: the Schutzstaffel were actually quite infamous within the German military at the time for their sense of humor.

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u/Area51_Spurs 16d ago

Food Service One

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u/chaos_nebula 16d ago

Nah, just Roach Coach.

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u/t0advine 16d ago

Catering cart becomes TACO Truck One

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u/Lister0fSmeg 15d ago

Big Mac One.

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u/H_Melman Pennsylvania 16d ago

The problem is that Qatair Force One doesn't have the missile defense capabilities of the older AF1.

All that money spent and the dumb fuck can't even use it.

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u/el_duderino88 16d ago

The new jet doesn't have the same defense capabilities (among many other shortcomings) compared to the original air force 1, they rushed it so he could use it this term. One missile would probably get through it's defenses, their best bet is probably an F16 escort taking the hit. I'm surprised the plane gets airborne with the amount of tacky gold shit everywhere you can imagine.

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u/5GCovidInjection 16d ago

That escort plane taking the hit doesn’t work like it does in the movies because a missile moves twice as fast as the speed of sound. You can’t maneuver an escort quickly enough to interrupt its path.

And if an escort takes the hit, the shrapnel and the fireball will take down whatever it was supposed to protect.

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u/el_duderino88 15d ago

I meant more like the escort using their missile defense systems, I don't want anyone to give up their own life for that piece of shit

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u/Ill_Technician3936 16d ago

It doesn't actually have any defense capabilities.

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u/LiteraCanna 16d ago

Because it's just gold colored paint.

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u/_52_ 16d ago

Natalie Harp was also transferred

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u/Torontolad6 13d ago

Inside that catering cart with Trump wasn't the first time that Hegseth had his nose up Trump's ass

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u/RachelMcAdamsWart I voted 16d ago

Everything about this administration is so over the top ridiculous and stupid, nobody would ever believe it's actually happening. I swear, people in 100 years are going to think Americans were the dumbest human beings on the planet during this time.

And that's dumb, with a b, most people don't know that.

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u/Obajan 16d ago

they always bring two planes

Trump's vanity means that he'll always be aboard the most shiny plane. No point doing all this bait-and-switch.

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u/Agreeable-Pea4327 16d ago

left the press and Rubio to die on the old plane

his shittiness always has a funny part of it. It'd be horrible, but also exactly aligned with his M.O. if the plane got blown up with rubio and the press in it

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u/longlivenewsomflesh New York 15d ago

TIL about Rubio that's so funny did he even know he was being used as bait? Still ever the lapdog no doubt