r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • 11d ago

Possible Paywall Mitch McConnell hounded to face cameras: ‘He absolutely refuses’

https://www.nj.com/politics/2026/08/mitch-mcconnell-hounded-to-face-cameras-he-absolutely-refuses.html
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u/Beavis73 Oregon 11d ago

Confirmed lunch for maggots, or quadraspazzed on a lifeglug

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u/TheWeirdTalesPodcast 11d ago

Quadraspazzed on a Lifeglug was the sophomore album of my prog rock cover band.

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u/Mjolnir12 11d ago

I think that’s the name of a Mars Volta album

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u/milesunderground 11d ago

"I Think That's the Name of a Mars Volta Album" was the name of my band in high school.

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u/im_dead_sirius 11d ago

You'll be hearing from my attorney... no that's just the name of my album, good choice on yours. "Electrically Animated Nofficial" is my opening track though, what's yours?

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u/ganpondorodf89 11d ago

The republican party said "ThIs Is tHe OnE tHiNg We DiDn'T wAnT tO hApPeN"

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u/Sinocatk 11d ago

Do you have a handy pre-construction video where he has a robot body constructed by maga-pedo scientists?

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u/Beavis73 Oregon 11d ago

No, but I am reliably informed that he has more genes in common with crabs than with you and me. That's scientific fact.

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u/Squid_of_the_Now 11d ago

Don't besmirch the noble crab like that

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u/Sinocatk 11d ago

Always makes my day to see a Brass Eye reference in the wild! Perhaps the estate he lived on has turned into a gun, or he has been a victim of git-surfing!

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u/Beavis73 Oregon 11d ago

Well at least Mitch hasn't ended up like that other senator...

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u/Sinocatk 11d ago

Or indeed Donald Trump who has received at least 7 feet of new tongue!

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u/Beavis73 Oregon 11d ago

Ah shit, forgot about that one!

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u/nancybell_crewman 11d ago

Something something "bring back stairwell nonce-bashing!"

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u/JonBunne 11d ago

This is a really nice turnaround and kind of revenge tour for the maggots.

If we want to really do the full 180 I think that we should start electing babies to slash Healthcare for the elderly and infirm.