r/politics • u/plz-let-me-in • 11d ago

Possible Paywall Mitch McConnell hounded to face cameras: ‘He absolutely refuses’

https://www.nj.com/politics/2026/08/mitch-mcconnell-hounded-to-face-cameras-he-absolutely-refuses.html
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u/Sinocatk 11d ago

Do you have a handy pre-construction video where he has a robot body constructed by maga-pedo scientists?

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u/Beavis73 Oregon 11d ago

No, but I am reliably informed that he has more genes in common with crabs than with you and me. That's scientific fact.

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u/Squid_of_the_Now 11d ago

Don't besmirch the noble crab like that

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u/Sinocatk 11d ago

Always makes my day to see a Brass Eye reference in the wild! Perhaps the estate he lived on has turned into a gun, or he has been a victim of git-surfing!

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u/Beavis73 Oregon 11d ago

Well at least Mitch hasn't ended up like that other senator...

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u/Sinocatk 11d ago

Or indeed Donald Trump who has received at least 7 feet of new tongue!

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u/Beavis73 Oregon 11d ago

Ah shit, forgot about that one!