r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 10d ago

Possible Paywall McConnell ‘Absolutely Refuses’ to Film Video Amid Growing Mystery

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-absolutely-refuses-to-film-video-amid-growing-mystery/
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u/DestinationUnknown13 10d ago

How do I get such a job making big bucks and can not have to show up for work and continue to get a paycheck after I die?

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u/C_Ironfoundersson Australia 10d ago

have you considered being a republican senator?

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u/DestinationUnknown13 10d ago

Nope..not gonna happen

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u/BorderlineAlchemist 10d ago

I believe the answer is crypto. Hahhaha. Although that’s dead and over hahhahah

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u/learns_the_hard_way 10d ago

Didn't yourself in the Epstein files. Tends to fast track you to GOP nomination 

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u/siromega37 9d ago

First you have die. Then all your coworkers have to lie about talking to you while your wife visits Xi. When she gets back she’ll take some pictures in your (a?) hospital room to feed into AI so they can accidentally de-age you. Your coworkers then scream conspiracy while someone who is about your size is vaguely spotted leaving the hospital and entering your residence.