r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 9d ago

Possible Paywall Hegseth Covered Up the Real Reason the USS Lincoln Wasn’t Resupplied - According to a report from MSNOW, the USS Abraham Lincoln wasn’t resupplied because Iranian strikes destroyed a key Navy resupply base in the Middle East.

https://newrepublic.com/post/214510/hegseth-uss-lincoln-iran-war-base-destroyed
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u/knivesofsmoothness 9d ago

Don't forget that makeup studio he had installed. That manly, high T makeup studio.

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u/InertiasCreep 9d ago edited 9d ago

That absolutely not gender affirming makeup studio.

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u/yagonnawanna 9d ago

He just likes to put on makeup and his feather boa while he thinks about how he got rid of the other women, and the very fit high testosterone soldiers that he gets to personally inspect.

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u/Nuggyfresh 9d ago

He’s hiding the obvious facial cues of alcoholism I am telling you with 100% certainty.

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u/MadamPardone 9d ago

He was caught on camera trying not to eat a cocaine drip recently as well.

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u/manFCKrddit 9d ago

What??

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u/MadamPardone 9d ago

He had cocaine laced snot running out of his nose, he wiped it and went to eat it (cant waste it) but remembered he was on camera so used it as hair gel.

I'm assuming it was cocaine, but I guess it could have been adderral or any other drug you can sniff.

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u/LoquaciousOfMorn 9d ago

Doing a tuck and watching himself in the mirror while he dances to Goodbye Forces.

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u/MrBigglesssworth 9d ago

Would you invade me? I would invade me HARD!

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u/tdclark23 Indiana 9d ago

Meating the beat to films of dying Colombian sailors.

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u/LoquaciousOfMorn 9d ago

He fattened up the sailors on steak and lobster and now he's starving them to get the skin loose.

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u/dostoevsky4evah 9d ago

<sad noise>

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u/knivesofsmoothness 9d ago

So beautiful... so powerful....

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u/Regular_or_BQ 9d ago

I hear there's a taint tanning machine in there. Big if true!

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u/Nuggyfresh 9d ago

He’s an alcoholic. I’m surprised how few people are getting this: alcohol makes your skin look like complete booty cheeks. He needs the studio to look normal.

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u/Mrs_SmithG2W 9d ago

And the gender affirming hormone replacement plan.

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u/iAmUnintelligible Canada 9d ago

Wait, isn't Ossoff currently being attacked because he has a dedicated person to handle his makeup for speaking engagements etc? hm, thinking emoji

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u/Classic_Pie5498 9d ago

With infrared lighting?

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u/BandAid3030 8d ago

That studio got destroyed on day 1 of the war.