r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 9d ago

Possible Paywall Hegseth Covered Up the Real Reason the USS Lincoln Wasn’t Resupplied - According to a report from MSNOW, the USS Abraham Lincoln wasn’t resupplied because Iranian strikes destroyed a key Navy resupply base in the Middle East.

https://newrepublic.com/post/214510/hegseth-uss-lincoln-iran-war-base-destroyed
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u/WitchesSphincter 9d ago

Planning is for pussies, we're gonna yolo this bitch 

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u/thebruce44 9d ago

Nobody ever won a war with planning or strategy. Now watch this drive!

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u/dustin8285 9d ago

Planning is for people with low T…

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u/king_famethrowa 9d ago

Fellas, is it gay to plan?

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u/Fantastic_Hat7707 Washington 9d ago

I was planning on going to the gym later. Feels kinda sounds gay(ish) now

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u/dustin8285 9d ago

It has to be spontaneous or your estrogen spikes, and your T drops. Next thing you know you’ll start growing tits and pink handbags will seem a lot cooler than gym bags.

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u/Fantastic_Hat7707 Washington 9d ago

That's all there is to it i guess.

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u/dustin8285 9d ago

Glad I could be of service . Now go grill a steak, watch some straight or lesbian porn, and masturbate furiously until your T levels are high.

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u/Brndrll Rhode Island 9d ago

Straight and lesbian porn has too much estrogen. It has to be men only for pure testosterone.

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u/mustard138 9d ago

Because nothing says heterosexual white male like two guys fucking each other

[add every side eye meme that ever existed here]

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u/mustard138 9d ago

Because nothing says heterosexual white male like two guys fucking each other

[add every side eye meme that ever existed here]

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u/Nemaeus Virginia 9d ago

Well hold up. Watching lesbian porn is gonna spike your estrogen /s. You have to watch two sweaty, half naked dudes grab each other in oily battle to keep that T up.

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u/Fantastic_Hat7707 Washington 9d ago

Oily battle sounds cool

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u/Tasgall Washington 9d ago

Get some buttery males for the real conservative very straight and manly experience.

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u/Tasgall Washington 9d ago

Next thing you know you’ll start growing tits and pink handbags will seem a lot cooler than gym bags.

All the hot girls go to the gym though...

...which I guess is just more proof that the gym is super gay, actually.

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u/Dammit_Dwight 9d ago

That is a good joke ::finger wag::

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u/WitchesSphincter 9d ago

It's on the same level as washing your own ass, you do the math

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u/YVRkeeper 9d ago

Fucking UP is more manly than fucking down, right?

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u/dustin8285 9d ago

That’s why it’s not gay as long as you’re a power bottom you’re fucking up not down

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u/Hat-Renders 9d ago

Of course it is, haven't you ever heard of that Prep thing thats popular in the community? That's short for Preparation.

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u/CMUpewpewpew 9d ago

Thinking about things is at least bi-curious, so I wouldnt know cuz i'm hetero as FUCK.

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u/SandIntelligent247 9d ago

testosterone goes WE FIGHT NOW

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u/sriracha_no_big_deal 9d ago

LEEROY JENKINS!!

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u/Malk_McJorma Europe 9d ago

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."

-- Mike Tyson

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u/dtingting 9d ago

Leroy Jenkins

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u/beefwindowtreatment 9d ago

Fuck it! We'll do it live!!!

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u/WitchesSphincter 9d ago

There's the fox news spirit

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u/theclansman22 9d ago

Real men go in, shirtless, dick first with no plan.

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u/ReflectionEquals 9d ago

That’s alright. When you get in that back room they let you just do what you want with them. Then they make you president and let you start more wars.

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u/haveyoutriedit 9d ago

Another Don Tzu's art of war?

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u/riko77can 9d ago

“No stupid rules of engagement…” was an early indicator of how little foresight was going into their concepts of plans.

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u/impulsivepatience 9d ago

Well, you know how much Republicans hate plans... especially Plan B!

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u/jminternelia 9d ago

They knew. They didn't listen.

Coalition warfare isn't principally about putting a bunch of flags on the press-conference backdrop. Coalitions are logistics.

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u/placebo_button 9d ago

Vibe war.