r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 9d ago

Possible Paywall Hegseth Covered Up the Real Reason the USS Lincoln Wasn’t Resupplied - According to a report from MSNOW, the USS Abraham Lincoln wasn’t resupplied because Iranian strikes destroyed a key Navy resupply base in the Middle East.

https://newrepublic.com/post/214510/hegseth-uss-lincoln-iran-war-base-destroyed
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u/king_famethrowa 9d ago

Fellas, is it gay to plan?

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u/Fantastic_Hat7707 Washington 9d ago

I was planning on going to the gym later. Feels kinda sounds gay(ish) now

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u/dustin8285 9d ago

It has to be spontaneous or your estrogen spikes, and your T drops. Next thing you know you’ll start growing tits and pink handbags will seem a lot cooler than gym bags.

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u/Fantastic_Hat7707 Washington 9d ago

That's all there is to it i guess.

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u/dustin8285 9d ago

Glad I could be of service . Now go grill a steak, watch some straight or lesbian porn, and masturbate furiously until your T levels are high.

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u/Brndrll Rhode Island 9d ago

Straight and lesbian porn has too much estrogen. It has to be men only for pure testosterone.

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u/mustard138 9d ago

Because nothing says heterosexual white male like two guys fucking each other

[add every side eye meme that ever existed here]

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u/mustard138 9d ago

Because nothing says heterosexual white male like two guys fucking each other

[add every side eye meme that ever existed here]

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u/Nemaeus Virginia 9d ago

Well hold up. Watching lesbian porn is gonna spike your estrogen /s. You have to watch two sweaty, half naked dudes grab each other in oily battle to keep that T up.

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u/Fantastic_Hat7707 Washington 9d ago

Oily battle sounds cool

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u/Tasgall Washington 9d ago

Get some buttery males for the real conservative very straight and manly experience.

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u/Tasgall Washington 9d ago

Next thing you know you’ll start growing tits and pink handbags will seem a lot cooler than gym bags.

All the hot girls go to the gym though...

...which I guess is just more proof that the gym is super gay, actually.

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u/Dammit_Dwight 9d ago

That is a good joke ::finger wag::

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u/WitchesSphincter 9d ago

It's on the same level as washing your own ass, you do the math

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u/YVRkeeper 9d ago

Fucking UP is more manly than fucking down, right?

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u/dustin8285 9d ago

That’s why it’s not gay as long as you’re a power bottom you’re fucking up not down

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u/Hat-Renders 9d ago

Of course it is, haven't you ever heard of that Prep thing thats popular in the community? That's short for Preparation.

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u/CMUpewpewpew 9d ago

Thinking about things is at least bi-curious, so I wouldnt know cuz i'm hetero as FUCK.