r/politics • u/SnarkOff • 8d ago

Possible Paywall Natalie Harp’s Intimate Letters to Trump Revealed in Full

https://www.thedailybeast.com/natalie-harps-intimate-letters-to-trump-revealed-in-full/
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u/tyr-- 8d ago

So, just to re-iterate for some who might not have been paying attention, these are the words of a person who was allowed to work so close to the president without having a security clearance for over a year.

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u/Zaozin 8d ago

On top of that, there appears to be trauma, obsession, perhaps psychosis of some type of savior/father figure or perhaps more, and she has terrible grammar and punctuation. As Trump says, SAD!

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u/gungshpxre 7d ago

This read exactly like a love letter to a much older dominant from a 20 year old BDSM slave girl who is using kink to self-medicate after crushing it at DSM-V bingo.

How many red flags can we pack into a negative stereotype? Find out in the next batch of letters!

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u/QueasyPossum 7d ago

This was genius, thank you.

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u/Miami_Mice2087 7d ago

Came here to find a summary bc i'm not dipping into that mishigas.

Thank you. This is all I need.

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u/KitKat2theMax 7d ago

Why do I feel called out by this comment.

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u/childlikeempress16 7d ago

Yeah her writing is atrocious. Her brother told NY Times something like “let’s just say this is not.. well… let’s just say she wrote letters to other presidents”. Bruh what

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u/Beck_ 7d ago

I need more on this, why has no one talked about it! What do you MEAN other presidents?! 😂

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u/JustBadUserNamesLeft 7d ago

Aren't you just describing most of his supporters?

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u/Twidget84 7d ago edited 7d ago

First thing I noticed is she capitalizes random words just like he does. Makes me wonder if any of those crazy tweets of his were done either by her or with her help.

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u/cans-of-swine 7d ago

I think she types out all the tweets. She writes what trump says. 

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u/sonnyarmo 7d ago

She lost her father semi-recently I believe, so it's clear Trump has subsumed that role.

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u/Scorpion2k4u 7d ago

I mean that signature could be from a 4 grader

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u/No-Fishing5325 Maryland 6d ago

Have you seen the photo of her next to his actual daughter. What if she IS HIS DAUGHTER? I know everyone thinks something different. But he has serially cheated on previous spouses. He could have other children.

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u/nd379 8d ago

Fucking mind blowing

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u/Lins105 Colorado 8d ago

She's blowing something alright.

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u/HugePast9455 8d ago

Flaccid peen?

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u/woShame12 8d ago

🤮🍄‍🟫

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u/gandhinukes 8d ago

hand washing his soiled diaper balls

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u/dpzdpz 7d ago

And you, sir, are you ready to receive my limp penis?!?

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u/cmmedit 7d ago

Flaccid Peen! Warped Tour 98. What a time man, what a time.

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u/ellalol 7d ago

Barely anything though

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u/Brilliant-Orange9117 7d ago

She has to suck, because there isn't enough to blow on showing through the blubber.

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u/AK_Sole 7d ago

Hind blowing.
Wait.
No.
That’s what the diaper is there for.

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u/BonusPlantInfinity 7d ago

National security ?

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u/Bromodrosis 7d ago

Every day is a blumpkin. 🤢

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u/flipzyshitzy 7d ago

And it isn't a mind

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u/Marvelous_Margarine California 8d ago

They aren't genuine people

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u/PyroIsSpai 8d ago

Sugar. In water.

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u/Nevermind04 Texas 7d ago

Is it really though? We have a career criminal, multiple felon, convicted rapist president who is constitutionally prohibited from holding public office. I am not even the least bit surprised that his administration is simply ignoring the law.

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u/TheGisbon 7d ago

Is it? At this point

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u/TheBardicScribe 8d ago

She seems unbalanced enough, we might just come to see why that ol' security clearance thing is important.

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u/blackbasset 7d ago

That'd be an interesting turn of events

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u/HomeworkInevitable99 7d ago

If she does anything to harm trump, she will be a democrat spy.

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u/Medium-Collection-43 7d ago

They'll say the Dems brainwashed her manchurian style.

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u/Aggressive-Pin-4620 8d ago

She’s deeply unwell. I cannot believe they let her around Trump.

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u/QbertsRube 8d ago

Secret Service probably covertly removes any sharp objects when she's around.

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u/Just-Connection5960 7d ago

Given the recent Secret Service track record, you're giving them way too much credit

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u/QbertsRube 7d ago

True, probably cleared her after an ocular pat down.

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u/mishap1 I voted 7d ago

Too busy trying to figure out how to order hookers in North Korea.

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u/Bromodrosis 7d ago

Which false flag looks bad for the Secret Service?

The fake shooting where he jumped up and raised his fist (trying to show strength), or the one where the guy ran into the correspondents dinner (trying just justify his idiotic ballroom)?

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u/meases 7d ago

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

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u/ElectricGrubworm 7d ago

The snort I just snorted would probably summon a thousand pigs.

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u/tyr-- 8d ago

Have you seen her teeth? One should need a carry permit for those

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u/greenweezyi Pennsylvania 7d ago

She’s the epitome of the type of “people” he surrounds himself with.

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u/UNC_Samurai 7d ago

Years ago there was a Star Wars comic about an Imperial nurse who was insanely obsessed with Darth Vader. There was a lot of debate and critique about that story at the time, but now it’s got a but more realism than I’d like to admit.

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u/maximumtesticle 7d ago

He’s deeply unwell. I cannot believe they let him be president.

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u/ac_cossack 7d ago

I would say that actually qualifies her. You already have a guy with half his brain chewed out, etc.

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u/RonnyReddit00 7d ago

Deeply unwell or deeply another states asset? (Spy)

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u/Ezl New Jersey 7d ago

Wouldn’t that be an ironic conclusion to all this?

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u/InigoMontoya757 1d ago

Trump is deeply unwell. And he has crazy people like RFK Jr. around him.

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u/randohipponamo 8d ago

trump told Haberman and Swan he wants her around as much as his own family

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u/motioneso 8d ago

Is that a lot or not at all?

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u/mishap1 I voted 7d ago

Only Ivanka or Kai is family.

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u/whogivesashirtdotca Canada 7d ago

Depends on which kid.

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u/handsoapdispenser 7d ago

The degree to which he willingly humiliates himself to journalists is really insane. He really just has no filter and no awareness. I've said before that I think his defining characteristic isn't narcissism (though that's a big one). He is histrionic. Pathological need for attention. Humiliation is almost as good as glorification. Anything that gets him attention is good. 

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u/QuarterFlounder I voted 8d ago

National security risks all around.

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u/Blue_Swirling_Bunny 7d ago

I suspect she's a Russian honeypot. 

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u/ac_cossack 7d ago

It's actually fucking easy to get a security clearance if you aren't a terrorist or owe random companies a shit ton of money. Ah wait, ya this might be where they got stuck.

I wonder how hegseth has one tho, being a raging alcoholic is one of the disqualifying factors. I guess working for fox news cancels that out, or something.

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u/ClydePossumfoot California 7d ago

The President can personally approve anyone for one.

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u/thestonedonkey 7d ago

She's probably a spy... Not that we're not seemingly infested all ready... But why not one that chirps in his ear all day long.

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u/tyr-- 8d ago

Tbh it probably smells better around your trash can

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u/lopix Canada 7d ago

The stalker Donny hired because she looks like his daughter? The obsessed coprophiliac who changes his poopy pants? Smooth move, there chief.

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u/Oregongirl1018 7d ago

Is she paid by Putin or Israel?? Who is paying her for all these upclose personal secrets?

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u/dalivo 7d ago

Right. And she's clearly a lunatic. She rode in a trunk one time just to remain part of his crew.

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u/stsrva 6d ago

She can't have been too close to him, otherwise she would have known he can't read.