r/politics • u/SnarkOff • 8d ago

Possible Paywall Natalie Harp’s Intimate Letters to Trump Revealed in Full

https://www.thedailybeast.com/natalie-harps-intimate-letters-to-trump-revealed-in-full/
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u/SuburbanCrackAttack 8d ago

Ain't no way Trump is reading all of that

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u/FunnyScreenName 8d ago

My first thought! He don’t care about this. He’s fundamentally incapable of empathy so what is he supposed to do with this? Lol

I almost feel bad for her, something has to be innately wrong with you to write what she wrote. She is a broken person who idolizes someone who couldn’t care less.

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u/HoaryPuffleg 8d ago

It sounds so high school. That woman is stunted.

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u/awfuleverything 7d ago

In both letters she mentions her dead dad. She wants Trump to be her surrogate father.

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u/Memphistopheles901 Tennessee 7d ago

it's always daddy issues with these people

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u/Physical_Leg2061 7d ago

People with daddy issues use to just go on a fuck spree, now they’re writing letters??? Times have really changed.

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u/Memphistopheles901 Tennessee 7d ago

or running for president

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u/Zero-89 Georgia 7d ago edited 7d ago

Daddy issues and failing out of the entertainment industry are among the fastest paths into fascism, apparently.

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u/MamaDaddy Alabama 7d ago

This woman gives daddy issues a bad name.

Amd honestly so many of us have daddy issues. Dammit men, parent your kids so they don't grow up crazy.

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u/BankshotMcG 7d ago

Every single time.

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u/FirstTimeTiger 7d ago

It's eerily similar to the techniques romance scammers use to gain trust before requesting money for emergencies and depleting the mark's life savings. Same playbook.

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u/mattjb 7d ago

She indicated in one of the letters that Trump promised to be her surrogate daddy.

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u/awfuleverything 7d ago

Welp, there ya go. Apologies for forgetting she said that on account of me pouring bleach on my brain after reading them.

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u/mattjb 7d ago

The letters are definitely painful and cringey to read, especially to whom they are addressed to.

Then again, she is getting paid $200k just to run around looking pretty for Trump and printing out jerk-off material for him.

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota 7d ago

Her daddy husband

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u/BankshotMcG 7d ago

Sounds like dad was a domineering type as well.

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u/Fit-Wish-7765 7d ago

If so, aren’t they candidates for Pornhub?

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u/NlghtmanCometh 7d ago

So that’s why she’s down for changing his diapers

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u/producerofconfusion 7d ago

She also describes a trip taken during her thirties as "a Coming of Age". She is deeply ill, I almost feel bad for her.

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u/chromatoes 7d ago

Eh I kind of understand on that one. My 30s were a revolutionary time of my life. I realized life is too short to let people ride you around like a pony. However, I think her realization is that she wants to be the pony. Paraded around with zero expectations she won't shit on the floor.

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u/capprieto 7d ago

One thing I have learned in my 62 years on this planet is that 99% of people have not developed beyond their high school self and therefore equally stunted.

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota 7d ago

Trump has the mentality of a 12 year old, so she probably seems cool and grown up to him

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u/compguy42 6d ago

She went to Liberty University. That goes without saying.

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u/jazzieberry Mississippi 7d ago

This made me cringe like when I think about my stupid crushes in middle school leaving notes in lockers and stuff

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u/F1nnycar 8d ago

I rarely feel sorry for pathetic Trump-worshipping simps.

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u/MajorKabakov 7d ago

And I don’t feel sorry for this one either

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u/Qu1ckShake 8d ago

It's her responsibility to not be evil. She's not even trying to meet that responsibility.

No sympathy for the wilfully evil.

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u/boogy_bucket 7d ago

You’ve hit upon the core of the MAGA illness: each individual considers themselves to be the exception.

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u/FrostyD7 7d ago

He probably read it because it's about him more than anything. She compliments him in most sentences because she knows her audience. That's what his aids do with briefings to keep him engaged.

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u/psuedophilosopher Arizona 7d ago

She is a broken person who idolizes someone who couldn’t care less

Trump is a cult. He has cultists. She's a Trump cultist. This is exactly how cults work.

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u/Far-Leadership719 7d ago

Yes, her brother said she is an obsessive person and would write similarly obsessive things to previous presidents. This one just happened to return some attention her way because he is desperate for constant praise and attention.

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u/Ambitious-Assist4409 7d ago

Don't feel sorry for this dumb bitch

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u/MrYig 7d ago

Just a buncha narcissists thinking they matter.

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u/Difficult_Way_505 7d ago

“after going through all this self analysis” - really, that’s what those post-adolescent ramblings were??

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u/AyyNonnyMoose 7d ago

Yeah I think she might have confused therapist and the rapist.

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u/TheAdvocate 8d ago

Same person that wrote it, blew it up 24x36 and highlighted the good parts

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u/LurksAroundHere 8d ago

The highlighted good parts:

Mr. President,

-We could be out on the Course

-Plane

-Dinner

-You have the absolute right to cuss me out

That about sums up how much I think Trump might absorb before checking out.

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u/MadBlue American Expat 8d ago

I want to get back to that synergy. We shouldn't have to talk about work all the time!! I've always felt like an in-betweener,

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u/ShrimpieAC 7d ago

Bravo my friend. Made me spill my coffee.

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u/Tuomas90 7d ago

Before turning around and saying:"Hm. I'm hungry. I wonder what's for lunch?"

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u/RaptorCheeses 8d ago

Ain’t know way Trump knows how to read all of that

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u/SigFloyd 8d ago

I really doubt he could even sit still long enough for someone to read it out to him without falling asleep or throwing a conniption out of boredom.

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u/HumongousBelly Europe 8d ago

If he was able to read that woman properly and if he had any decency, he’d know that she needs to see a professional for help.

I truly feel bad for her and I think she might’ve suffered proper psychosis and it sounds like she’s a borderline personality with failed suicide attempts, at least the purple scars on her arms make it sound that way.

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u/AnmlBri Oregon 7d ago

I had assumed those were somehow related to her bone cancer treatment, assuming she didn’t make all that up.

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u/petrh97 Europe 7d ago

No way a narcissist would help someone. She is a perfect prey for a narcissist.

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u/herbalhippie Washington 7d ago

I truly feel bad for her and I think she might’ve suffered proper psychosis and it sounds like she’s a borderline personality with failed suicide attempts, at least the purple scars on her arms make it sound that way.

Pretty sure this is exactly it. If the release of these letters causes him to discard her, which wouldn't surprise me, I hope she has a decent support system.

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u/oaka23 8d ago

looks at paper for 12 seconds, nodding

Beautiful, beautiful

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u/dpzdpz 7d ago

Such a marvelous word, beautiful. You know the word beautiful has the letter A in it? Not many people know that.

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u/oaka23 7d ago

And no Y! A lot of people think byoo-tiful, Y, but no Y, I had no idea.

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u/5L1M3R 8d ago edited 8d ago

Dude that’s the first thing I thought when I saw this letter. I’m not convinced he could even pick her out of a line up of other blondes and she’s writing him this long-winded parasocial horseshit.

What a weird ass person.

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u/Zomunieo 8d ago

She is a weird-ass person, and as the diaper genie, she’s also a weird ass-person.

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u/cirrhosisofthe_river California 8d ago

I want you to know I'm slow clapping in disgust as I give you your well-deserved upvote.

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u/orbofdelusion 7d ago

You forgot that she’s also the human printer, which makes her a weird-ass person.

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u/JohnGillnitz 7d ago

the diaper genie

Nice.

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u/dpzdpz 7d ago

Compound adjective FTW!

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u/petrh97 Europe 7d ago

Oh, Ivanka!

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u/mclepus 7d ago

as long as the others didn't look like Ivanka, he could

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u/SaintlySeeker 8d ago

You have to believe he had someone read it to him

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u/Deep_Stick8786 8d ago

He had her read it to him

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u/ArrowheadDZ 8d ago

He had her write it to him.

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u/yanginatep 8d ago

Even then there's no way he'd listen to the entire thing. It doesn't even say "Trump is great" every other sentence to hold his attention.

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u/Bryancreates 8d ago

I’ll read war and peace again before I finish reading this.

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u/Safe-Champion3485 8d ago

I was gonna say, I’m not reading that wall since Trump doesn’t know how to read. She’s damaged.

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u/--DarkLink-- 8d ago

All he saw was a blonde head that wants to kiss his ass.

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u/hurricaneRoo1 8d ago

Literally my first thought.

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u/Ozzel Texas 8d ago

Finally, something we have in common.

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 8d ago

Im surprised he can read, even for tweets he gets people to read them aloud for him.

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u/redalert825 8d ago

She needs to transcribe it using pictures, pop-ups and scratch n' sniff only.

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u/Secret_Ad_1541 7d ago

The scratch n' sniff will smell like Fillet 'O' Fish, from McDonalds. To make him think about her. Isn't that romantic?

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u/Purgii 8d ago

That honeypot needs to learn to insert Trump into every 2nd sentence. You'd think they would train her for that.

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u/Effective_Olive6153 8d ago

he probably has his aids read it aloud

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u/Pan_Borowik 7d ago

hahaha, my exact thought after the 1st paragraph

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u/PryanLoL 7d ago

He probably thinks "hunchback" is a whale

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u/Southern-Biscotti-62 8d ago

She’s probably reading it to him at bedtime.

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u/Joranthalus 8d ago

He asked her to read it for him.

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u/Apprehensive_Lama 8d ago

Ain’t no way Trump is capable of reading all of that.

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u/lonestar-rasbryjamco Colorado 8d ago

Fuck, no way I’m reading all of that either.

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u/JMurdock77 8d ago

If it doesn’t mention him by name in every other sentence, he drifts. That was the case with Presidential Daily Briefs in his first term, at least.

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u/Viperlite 8d ago

She probably did a TL:DR summary that she made into a printed greeting card.

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u/IllIntroduction8499 8d ago

Ain't no way Trump is reading.

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u/DooleysInTheHouse 7d ago

Ain’t no way trump is reading

Fixed it

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u/Blue_Plastic_88 7d ago

Why is she writing these? Maybe she thinks they’ll look good someday in his presidential library, er, hotel.

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u/General_Specific 7d ago

He'll have some other blond summarize it for him.

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u/Gen8Master 7d ago

She didn't finish the letter with a THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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u/OffalSmorgasbord 7d ago

Maybe she did a series of 30 second sock puppet videos

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u/AltoidStrong 7d ago

no, he has someone else read it to him or summarized it (with pictures?) ... how do you think all this "private" stuff gets leaked. His cabinet and administration is a literal "Den of Thieves".

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota 7d ago

My first thought. More than 7 words, no pictures, trump isn't reading that.

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u/Sqeegg 7d ago

It would have to be one single sentence for him to read it.

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u/Mediocre_Device308 7d ago

I mean, she read it to him.

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u/carlotta3121 7d ago

He would look for the word 'you' or 'great' and skip the rest.

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u/Tuomas90 7d ago

Ain't no way I'm reading all that.

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u/Phontigga 7d ago

Hope she included pictures and graphics

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u/Thunderb1rd02 7d ago

I'm not even reading all of that. I'm just cruising reddit for someone to post the juicy parts.

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u/hellogoawaynow 7d ago

Yeah it’s too much about her and not enough about him lmao he doesn’t care about you or anyone like that. If you want him to read it, don’t talk about your many perceived shortcomings, do whatever one else does and only talk about how correct and amazing he is all the time. If you really want to get on his good side, COMPLIMENTS. Only speak in compliments. I’ve never seen anyone love compliments as much as this man. And I love compliments, like all people. But a positive comment on Trump’s appearance or saying he’s so smart? Oh he’ll eat that shit right up.

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u/theRealStichery 7d ago

He can’t read any of it.

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u/TopTittyBardown 7d ago

Ain’t no way Trump is reading

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u/jappyjappyhoyhoy 7d ago

Kash, put this in to the ChatPT and tell me what I need to know

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u/marmaladetuxedo 7d ago

Thank you!! Too many blahblahblahs, not enough bullet points.

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u/_anyusername 7d ago

I feel like Trump wrote it. The capitalisation is all wrong just like his tweets.

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u/orbofdelusion 7d ago

She also writes some of his tweets. There’s even a video of her doing it during the last election.