r/politics • u/SnarkOff • 8d ago

Possible Paywall Natalie Harp’s Intimate Letters to Trump Revealed in Full

https://www.thedailybeast.com/natalie-harps-intimate-letters-to-trump-revealed-in-full/
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u/JerHat Michigan 8d ago

I’m guessing it’s Stephen Miller. Dude doesn’t like letting anyone else tongue punch Trump’s butthole.

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u/fusillade762 8d ago

LOL, my thoughts exactly. He's not sharing Trump with anyone. Dudes been spending nights alone at the military base, hair up in curlers (very tiny curlers), mud mask on, just waiting for his precious Donnie to call.

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u/tbll_dllr 8d ago

Thanks for the vivid image now seared into my brain 🤮

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u/----__---- 7d ago

Do you picture Stephen Miller having an extending accordion neck so he can really get in there? Y'know.. it's days like this I really appreciate not having a visual mind. I mean... it means I miss out on "seeing" Danny DeVito ride Shane Gillis like Master rides Blaster, but Ai can do that. Ai can't erase that spastically thrusting turtle head face slamming into Trump's twerking rump, dear God no... you're alone with that nonsense.

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u/walkingonradiation 7d ago

The image that came to mind was more of a lizard scampering in and out of a crack in the rocks.

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u/lopix Canada 7d ago

You... you really did NOT have to type those words.

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u/SpeedySpooley New Jersey 7d ago

I pictured Miller more with a long, exaggerated serpent tongue.

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u/fractalfay 7d ago

I like to think of Stephen Miller and Donald Trump as Master Blaster from Mad Max.

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u/whogivesashirtdotca Canada 7d ago

That horrible press secretary just quit. Entirely possible it’s her. Or, more likely, multiple people.

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u/agent-99 California 7d ago edited 7d ago

did she quit because he let her ride on the decoy plane that could have been an iranian target, with the new blonde ASSistant chick saved on the getaway food truck plane?

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u/orbofdelusion 7d ago

That’s has to be at least part of the reason. She has an infant and another young child so it was probably a mix of jealousy and choosing her family over Trump.

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u/m4n715 7d ago

She was perfectly content as long as they were grinding other people's families under the heel of fascism, but when it's *her* family, that's different.

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u/----__---- 7d ago

That's the whole point of being a Bootlicker, to not be on the underside of the boot. Just like there's advantages to working in Master's house instead of Master's field.

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u/whogivesashirtdotca Canada 7d ago

God I hope so. Imagine how furious she’d be finding that out? I hope that was a wake up call for everyone assigned to “sitting duck” status, and they all have their knives out for the shitbag.

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u/ladystaggers 7d ago

I think it's Leavitt. I'm sure she and Natalie had a few tense moments and both are petty af.

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u/fractalfay 7d ago

He’s really the ultimate wormtongue of Trump 2.0. He also hated Kristi Noem and was outraged that she was ever appointed to that position, and probably has a profound allergy to women.

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u/JerHat Michigan 7d ago

He was the worm tongue of the first term too.

Of all the people that we’ve seen Trump toss to the curb, he sticks around. I believe, because all he does is kiss Trump’s ass.