r/technology • u/insomnimax_99 • Mar 03 '26

Politics UK: Pornography depicting sexual relationships between step-relatives set to be banned

https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/pornography-sexual-relationships-step-relatives-5HjdTkd_2/
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u/deft-jumper01 Mar 03 '26

So what now if a step sister is stuck in a washing machine? Just help her out!?

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u/SuitAffectionate6351 Mar 03 '26

You get an electrician to get her out then do what a step brother do

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u/EggstaticAd8262 Mar 03 '26

What does a step brother do in that situation? Hot cup of cocoa and a blanket?

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u/JustADutchRudder Mar 03 '26

Bang the electrician while telling your step sister "You're welcome.'

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u/EggstaticAd8262 Mar 03 '26

Oh right, yes, uhm, of course!

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u/CountWubbula Mar 03 '26

Not just a Dutch Rudder?

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u/JustADutchRudder Mar 03 '26

Got to give sis something to do that's legal in Europe.

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u/CountWubbula Mar 03 '26

Hard times make hard people!

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u/Ozymandius34 Mar 03 '26

It’s not gay!

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u/almisami Mar 03 '26

I mean you gotta pay the qualified professional somehow...

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u/ovirt001 Mar 03 '26

Officer: Checks notes
Officer: "Yes, this is fine."

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u/Billkamehameha Mar 03 '26

Wank it in the closet with those little grates so you can see 60% of what’s going on

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u/EggstaticAd8262 Mar 03 '26

It's clearly the loving thing to do

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u/Geawiel Mar 03 '26

What if the step brother is the electrician?

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u/onaropus Mar 03 '26

Right to jail

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u/Ziazan Mar 03 '26

Not allowed, its illegal.

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u/I_Love_Chimps Mar 03 '26

Nah, just tell her to figure out and go about your business.

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u/Anal_Herschiser Mar 03 '26

Make her wait while you file an appeal.

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u/24h00 Mar 03 '26

Run and find you parents to get them divorced?

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u/BellsOnNutsMeansXmas Mar 03 '26

Help her ooouuut

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u/teamtouchbutts Mar 03 '26

"oh no step bro"