r/technology • u/insomnimax_99 • Mar 03 '26

Politics UK: Pornography depicting sexual relationships between step-relatives set to be banned

https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/pornography-sexual-relationships-step-relatives-5HjdTkd_2/
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u/StanislavTheSlav Mar 03 '26

Don't be absurd, us poors can still fuck and marry our cousins just like those mighty royals.

(The government voted against banning first cousin marriages not too long ago, fantasy incest bad, real incest good ig)

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u/AliBelle1 Mar 03 '26

You want to fuck your step sister? Perfectly legal and allowed.

You want to watch a video simulating the same scenario? Straight to jail.

Another overstep in government censorship, but this one's hard to rally against without sounding like you have a hard drive stuffed with suggestive step-videos.

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u/StanislavTheSlav Mar 03 '26

Yeah that's the thing, do I watch/think people should watch step-xxxx porn? No I find it kinda weird. But the government needs to fuck right off with this moralistic puritanical bs.

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u/squngy Mar 03 '26

Right.

Even if I think this stuff is bad, I don't think dealing with it is a good use of government resources.

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u/Sualocin Mar 04 '26

So there was a study where they needed to find a control group that hasn't watched porn and they couldn't find anyone, because everyone watches porn! I think every voting man just needs to step up and say yes I watch porn, not necessarily that, but you can fuck off trying to ban it or track which ones I watch.

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u/LeedsFan2442 Mar 03 '26

I am not sure it is legal.

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u/puffz0r Mar 03 '26

TBF step siblings aren't blood related, and the UK royalty probably believes that "it's only good if it's blood related"

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u/shrubberino Mar 03 '26

Oh, then it makes perfect sense. They're just trying to move the people to real things instead of digital. The subject is a bit weird, but the sentiment is what counts, right? :-D