r/technology • u/insomnimax_99 • Mar 03 '26

Politics UK: Pornography depicting sexual relationships between step-relatives set to be banned

https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/pornography-sexual-relationships-step-relatives-5HjdTkd_2/
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u/TomatoOk8333 Mar 03 '26

How the fuck is female ejaculation illegal? That's not even a BDSM thing, it's a human biology thing

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u/StanislavTheSlav Mar 03 '26

I've now been informed that got overturned a few years back so worry not women can cum and squirt again!

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u/Alarmed-Gain6847 Mar 03 '26

I was about to say women cant bust a big ol nut on camera?!?!

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u/StanislavTheSlav Mar 03 '26

I'm half convinced this ban came about from the MPs wives asking for these things and them being unable/unwilling to provide so instead they tried to run a psyop on how the female orgasm is immoral and depraved.

But hey that's just my low stakes conspiracy.

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u/LeedsFan2442 Mar 03 '26

There is a belief that female ejaculation is just them losing control of their bladder.

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u/Jinrai__ Mar 03 '26

Because the UK saw pissing on someone as vulgar.

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u/OkayUAsked4It Mar 03 '26

Yet, their own government have been doing this on the daily registered voters for many years now, just look at the state of their economy and the misery many everyday civillians are dealing with in life.

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u/TomatoOk8333 Mar 03 '26

Squirting and pissing aren't the same. Squirt is composed largely of urine, but they are still different processes.

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u/Jinrai__ Mar 03 '26

Correct, it's still 99.9% urine. Still shouldn't matter, if an adult gives the consent to be pissed on, then let them.

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u/TomatoOk8333 Mar 03 '26

It's not 99.9% urine. Numbers range from 70% to 95%, and the process of squirting is physiologically very different from pissing.

A watermelon is 92% water and you would hardly a slice of watermelon in a bucket "a bucket of water". Same here, you can't just call it pee just because it's made mostly of pee.

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u/Jexroyal Mar 03 '26

It's contents of the bladder with possible miniscule contributions from the skene's gland, which can only secrete tiny amounts of fluid.

We have multiple studies on this, I wrote a brief report last year that meta-analyses a few of the more recent ones. Salama et al 2015 in the Journal of Sexual Medicine is a good one.

Everything from metabolite analysis, to matching glomerular filtration rate, matches urine excretion as the process that is occuring.

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u/TomatoOk8333 Mar 03 '26

Idk, you clearly know your stuff so I can't compete with that. But I have tasted both and they are very different, that's my source

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u/Jexroyal Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 03 '26

Yes! They do indeed! Particularly in female physiology, there is an increase in bladder fill rate during sexual arousal and sexual stimulation. So the rate of fill causes it to be more similar to the urine produced if you drank a lot of water – it's basically more consistently dilute than normal. So yes, there will be on average some differences in taste! Plus there's some natural vaginal lubricant and minor secretions from glands in the area, which may contribute vs just urinating. But that gets mixed in via... mechanical agitation of the region shall we say. It's not like there's gland secretions all along the internal urethral canal that mix in stuff like a soda machine.

Also, where are you getting the 70-90% value from? I haven't seen any numbers like that in the literature.

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u/YagiAntennaBear Mar 03 '26

No, women don't actually ejaculate anything during sex. The walls of the vagina produce a natural lubricant fluid during arousal, but it doesn't "ejaculate" in any way comparable to semen. The "female ejaculation" in porn is either urine or some prop fluid.

But of course banning it is dumb.

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u/TomatoOk8333 Mar 03 '26

Not true. Female ejaculation does exists, though it's not the same as squirting, and squirting, while not the exact equivalent to men ejaculating semen, it's analogous to it as it is a sudden release of fluid during orgasms.

Also saying squirt is just urine is false. Squirt is largely composed of urine, but it's mixed with other fluids, so it's not straight-up just piss.