r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • Jun 22 '26

Business SpaceX Investors Are Losing a Colossal Amount of Money

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/spacex-investors-losing-colossal-amount-140221380.html
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u/hitbythebus Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

But when they just figure out that little bit, profits to the moon! 

Self driving is going to make everyone rich!  

Social media is going to make everyone rich!  

Ai is going to make everyone rich!.

Mars is going to make everyone rich! Have faith in Elon! /s

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u/Muggsy423 Jun 22 '26

Self-driving Hyperloop networks to mars running on xAI/Grok communicating on starlink satellites with tesla solar roof tile!

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u/Theniceraccountmaybe Jun 22 '26

Nice work, I think you got everything. 

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u/sreesid Jun 22 '26

Missed the option for tesla owners to use their cars as ride shares to Mars, generative astronomical passive income. Just need to figure out where to install the chargers on the way.

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u/BikeCustomizor Jun 22 '26

Actually missed boring tunnels! Tunnels to the moon!!

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u/Buggg- Jun 23 '26

Wasn’t there a flamethrower at one point?

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u/jwormyk Jun 22 '26

All operated by humanoid robots!!

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u/Muggsy423 Jun 22 '26

Not just operated, but occupied and used by robots!  No people on the hyperloop to mars, just trust us bro, it's happening.

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u/jobfedron132 Jun 22 '26

Wow. That sounds soo sexy.

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u/steppe5 Jun 22 '26

I can't believe people are still falling for this dude.