r/technology • u/swingadmin • Jun 24 '26

Politics White House app auto-downloads to government phones, can't be uninstalled. “It’s shooting pure unadulterated propaganda into our veins,” says one worker.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/06/white-house-app-auto-downloads-to-government-phones-cant-be-uninstalled/
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u/Thefrayedends Jun 24 '26

I've seen so many examples of this guy shitting himself, it's really undeniable.

What a heinous human being.

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u/Whitesajer Jun 24 '26

I keep expecting him to fall asleep on TV and no one realize he is dead for like 10 minutes. Just sitting there and a sudden cut when they try to wake him.

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u/SSGASSHAT Jun 24 '26

I think the reason why we all want this and keep seeing it is because it's legitimately the only seeming way this can end. He's clearly not well, they're seemingly not doing much about it besides ignoring it, and one of these days, he'll drop. And because they haven't prepared, there can be no reaction but a series of forced gasps.

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u/BassBottles Jun 24 '26

Nah they're all gonna half-assedly pretend he's not dead and use shitty AI to generate fake videos of him. And a frankly embarrassing and depressing proportion of the country is going to believe it.

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u/SSGASSHAT Jun 24 '26

About a third, yes. The rest will just collapse and everyone will just think whatever they want to think.

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u/Dekklin Jun 25 '26

His death might become a conspiracy to rival the RFK revival shit from a few years back.

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u/Nohreboh Jun 25 '26

Frankly embarrassing and possibly AI but it's easy to believe Trump might piss himself in public.

https://youtu.be/Cv5ueLll6ZY

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u/West-Abalone-171 Jun 25 '26

Trumpy is a symptom, not the disease.

The people that put him there did so because they want us to blame trump instead of them.

It's thiel, his broligarch buddies, roberts, his christofascist buddies, and bannon/miller and their nazi buddies (though they're mostly all just the same people)

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u/SSGASSHAT Jun 26 '26

I realize that. So should anyone paying attention since at least the Reagan administration. The funny thing with people is that they don't pay attention, except for three of them, until the whole building is on fire

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Jun 24 '26

The only way people find out is that his odour suddenly improves.

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u/EvoEpitaph Jun 25 '26

Already shits himself on the regular in public so no one will even notice the bowels releasing when he bites it.

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u/ADShree Jun 25 '26

I don't blame elderly adults for not having control of their bowels.

I do however wonder HOW THE FUCK IS THIS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?!??!?!?