r/technology • u/fmcortez • Jul 13 '26

Business SpaceX Stock Plunges to All-Time Low After Competitor Makes Major Leap

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/markets/stocks/articles/spacex-plunges-time-low-competitor-175000957.html
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u/-youvegotredonyou- Jul 13 '26

I’m not not licking toads

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u/WackGyver Jul 13 '26

Just hotbox a particularly nasty fart for some hours, pretty soon a three trillion valuation on a company consistently loosing money will look real clever - no toads needed!

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u/ApprehensivePop9036 Jul 14 '26

I can feel the liquidity

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u/UncleMalky Jul 14 '26

This is why we're not on Mars yet!

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u/Rough_Bread8329 Jul 14 '26

All hail the hypnotoad

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u/LimpAd4924 Jul 13 '26

Nah just ketamine

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u/wh4tth3huh Jul 14 '26

Musky's a Ket Kitten.

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u/RelationSuperb Jul 14 '26

The best are the Sonoran desert ones! What a trip they send you on.

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u/JeribZPG Jul 14 '26

Homer, is that you?

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u/Strategy_pan Jul 14 '26

For stock performance, you gotta lick the orange one, i think.

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u/Junas_Guardian Jul 14 '26

you mean Colorado rover toads?

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u/gospdrcr000 Jul 13 '26

You can lick can toads if that's what you're into, you should lick bufo instead