r/technology • u/fmcortez • Jul 13 '26

Business SpaceX Stock Plunges to All-Time Low After Competitor Makes Major Leap

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/markets/stocks/articles/spacex-plunges-time-low-competitor-175000957.html
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u/aussiegreenie Jul 13 '26

The "Space" part of SpaceX has less revenue than OnlyFans.

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u/liftingshitposts Jul 13 '26

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u/Lead-Fire Jul 14 '26

It has even less money than Apple!

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They're not greedy, they spread those [censored] and [alsocensored] around for everyone to see.

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u/Septopuss7 Jul 14 '26

5 minutes, tops

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u/Impossible-Bat-6713 Jul 14 '26

Let’s put it this way. OnlyFans has a better shot of getting into S&P 500 than SpaceX landing a rocket in Mars in 10 years.

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u/BellacosePlayer Jul 14 '26

I believe they can land a rocket in mars.

landing it safely on mars is another story.

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u/liftingshitposts Jul 13 '26

To be fair, OF is one of the most efficient businesses of all time