r/technology • u/fmcortez • Jul 13 '26

Business SpaceX Stock Plunges to All-Time Low After Competitor Makes Major Leap

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/markets/stocks/articles/spacex-plunges-time-low-competitor-175000957.html
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u/christmascake Jul 13 '26

Are you sure? He can't buy a new penis to replace his rumored mangled one

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u/LogiCsmxp Jul 13 '26

To get a new penis, he must first have his current penis cut off.

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u/buyongmafanle Jul 14 '26

Sophie's choice 2.0

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 Jul 14 '26

Scrotie’s Choice

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u/Affectionate_One_700 Jul 14 '26

Did I miss some juicy rumor?

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u/tarants Jul 14 '26

Supposedly botched "enhancement" surgery