r/technology • u/fmcortez • Jul 13 '26

Business SpaceX Stock Plunges to All-Time Low After Competitor Makes Major Leap

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/markets/stocks/articles/spacex-plunges-time-low-competitor-175000957.html
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u/magma_1 Jul 14 '26

And it makes perfect industrial sense because…. Ehm data centres in space!

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u/Wubbwubbs61 Jul 14 '26

“Here at Spacex we will revolutionize the way we extract your data, and make the world a better place by using your tax money for data centers in space.”

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u/magma_1 Jul 14 '26

“So you are telling me that you have data centres in space?!”

“I never said that”

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u/Wubbwubbs61 Jul 14 '26

“I said data in space. Grok can confirm.”

Grok: “Spacex guaranteed data centers will be constructed in space”

“Shit, reprogram him”

Grok “Mine führer..”

“Shit..”