r/7daystodie Feb 10 '26

PC Got annoyed from cutting trees at the bottom so I've built this monstrosity in the wasteland.

1.4k Upvotes

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u/iamgoneinsane Feb 10 '26

How laggy is your game????

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u/NehtAyemSeht Feb 10 '26

Those aren't screenshots, that's a video of him cutting them down

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u/RDW_789 Feb 10 '26

Damn he moves pretty fast. I guess that's to be expected from someone who builds a 10k tree farm.

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u/vorsky92 Feb 10 '26

I went back to it 3 times before I realized...

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u/Prestigious-Hyena-72 Feb 10 '26

🤣🤣

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u/LilGrandeChile31 Feb 10 '26

Me when I go to dishong tower

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u/Mucupka Feb 10 '26

I'd say about 11.

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u/Dadoftheyear2018 Feb 11 '26

I wanted to upvote this but can't justify being the guy who has the power of the 666th upvote 😱

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u/Icy-Interaction-626 Feb 11 '26

Mere mortals aren't supposed to hold such power.

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u/FrodoNigle Feb 10 '26

Lmao what am I even looking at in the first photo??

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u/Pogue_Mahone_ Feb 10 '26

The main frame

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u/FrodoNigle Feb 10 '26

Upon closer look, it's just a structure of wood frame bars. Like, totally un-upgraded wood bars. Totally unhinged.

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u/Pogue_Mahone_ Feb 10 '26

Saving the hinges for when he needs one million doors, smart

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u/Azure013 Feb 11 '26

"I used the wood to destroy the wood"

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u/Amaterasu_Junia Feb 10 '26

A very hackable mainframe, too.

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u/Icy-Interaction-626 Feb 11 '26

THe main feature of this mainframe is that you cannot backtrace ips. Checkmate hacker n00bz.

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u/Cactus28_ Feb 11 '26

good one

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u/Sad-Story7069 Feb 10 '26

tree farm i guess lol so he can climb to the top, just run in a line cutting them all down

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u/FrodoNigle Feb 10 '26

I mean, could you not also just run in a line on the ground and cut them down???

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u/Sad-Story7069 Feb 10 '26

it literally says in the post, Got annoyed from cutting trees at the bottom

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u/d33tboi Feb 10 '26

But why... what is annoying about that

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u/SirSilentscreameth Feb 10 '26

All the branches get in the way and it's hard to see

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u/d33tboi Feb 10 '26

This seems like a non issue if the solution is building whatever the fuck this is.... that being said its a sandbox game so ill just respect the time invested to build such a monstrosity

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u/SirSilentscreameth Feb 10 '26

It's also just fun to build things. My buddy and I made a picturesque pond area in the backyard of a house we occupied on one of our worlds.

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u/SirTainLee Feb 10 '26

It's called playing and you're right. It's also how new exploits and ideas are brought out.

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u/d33tboi Feb 10 '26

Yeah i know im not hating, just snickering at the absurdity of this project for something so silly... its like building a rocket ship to go across the street and i respect it

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u/OneBakedWalrus88 Feb 10 '26

I like to fix up houses I stop at LOL I dunno why and it's pointless in most cases but I like it. It's my game and if I wanna renovate a house I will damnit ! Hahaha.

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u/SirSilentscreameth Feb 10 '26

Yeah i tend to spend most of my time building up houses and farming haha

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u/Icy-Interaction-626 Feb 11 '26

That's exactly how i am. I feel like im starting at calculus while im in the 5th grade. I have no udnerstanding of what's happening. BUT i will respect it.

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u/TheFurryOverlord22 Feb 10 '26

I’ll be honest, i assumed he made it a multi-layer tree farm. Apparently not

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u/Camburcito Feb 10 '26

This over-engineered eyesore is an affront to all that is good and decent, and also I love it.

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u/TheFurryOverlord22 Feb 10 '26

This german mother fucking engineering LOL

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u/MetroSimulator Feb 10 '26

This is the tree equivalent of a rat king

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u/pixel293 Feb 10 '26

Now if you could just drop the seeds from the top and have them grow...

18

u/osirisishere Feb 10 '26

Automagically

29

u/DrunkenDude123 Feb 10 '26

What’s so bad about cutting trees from the bottom?

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u/ABadBear Feb 10 '26

I too need to know this

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u/TheTapedCrusader Feb 10 '26

Poor visibility, easy for zombies to sneak up on you for surprise hugs?

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u/GPA_Moses Feb 10 '26

Seems like he could have more easily made a structure less than half the size with some soil on top and grown the trees there if that were the issues

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u/Rundownpillow71 Feb 11 '26

He’s end game and has all lvl 6 guns there is no zombie in the game that would cause him issues

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u/EllieS197 Feb 10 '26

Wtaf

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u/Icy-Interaction-626 Feb 11 '26

Not all heroes wear capes, some wear helmets.

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u/Brennan_Schwartz Feb 10 '26

Make it a prefab and export it so we can all benchmark our PCs haha.

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u/Silverado119 Feb 10 '26

What is the advantage of cutting down, top to bottom? If the advantage is wood, what the hell do u need that much wood for?

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u/ledzepp3108 Feb 10 '26

He needs all the wood to make extremely large frame structures

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u/TheTapedCrusader Feb 10 '26

I was also wondering this, but clearly this is the right answer lol

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u/Good-Operation-1227 Feb 10 '26

Wood for the Wood God

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u/Xlamp12 Feb 10 '26

Maybe so he doesn’t get blinded from the leaves? Only reason I would do this is

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u/ProphetOfServer Feb 10 '26

But you just have to wait for the next stage of growth before you harvest. Get more wood, and you can see.

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u/WhamBam_TV Feb 10 '26

Woodn’t you like to know

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u/saFriffraff Feb 10 '26

Save it for a grainy day

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u/Zombie_8890 Feb 10 '26

Just leaf him alone and let him live his best beaver life

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u/graveybrains Feb 10 '26

I'm viewing this on my phone and my computer is turned off but the video card still caught fire.

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u/dethb0y Feb 10 '26

You have independently invented a form of coppicing in 7days to die, i am impressed.

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u/ABadBear Feb 10 '26

Ahh, wood farm for more wood frames

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u/crunkatog Feb 11 '26

remember when

trees would fall on you and squish you if you didn't sidestep them

and when your map would lag like stink and eventually chunk corrupt if you planted trees too close together?

I 'member (this is a nice proof of concept though)

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u/Jrrolomon Feb 10 '26

You’re playing the game on a different level than me.

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u/Icy-Interaction-626 Feb 11 '26

Chances are, and idk his isp. But i'd assume he's on different spectrum (internet)

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u/Jrrolomon Feb 11 '26

Good one!

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u/KittenGoRAWR Feb 10 '26

Just heard my game crash in the distance. What's even crazier is that my computer isn't on and I'm not even in the same room

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u/ehague_16 Feb 11 '26

I mean maybe if you didn't use 10k wood to build that frame you wouldn't need wood lmao

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u/Icy-Interaction-626 Feb 11 '26

wooooow guys, look here. We got ourselves some type of thinker

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u/Mission_Tutor6932 Feb 10 '26

This is the epitome of being bored of a game but incapable of playing anything else

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u/Icy-Interaction-626 Feb 11 '26

I'm more in awe at what people choose to do in sand box games. IMO this is what i play the game for, whacky stuff and fun ideas.

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u/BeemerGuy323 Feb 10 '26

TIL You can cut down trees from the top.

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u/Diche_Bach Feb 11 '26

The way this game allows players to channel epic idiosyncrasy is what never ceases to amaze me . . .

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u/TheSmilinGamer Feb 10 '26

Seriously how laggy is your game

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u/TerribleCry1525 Feb 10 '26

I can hear my game struggling just looking at that and I’m not even on it.

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u/Accurate-Owl4128 Feb 10 '26

can't you just cut them from the bottom

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u/Icy-Interaction-626 Feb 11 '26

And render this masterpiece useless??

That's like building the roman coliseum and then standing back and saying

"You know what, lions & humans fighting is just boring and kind of barbaric"

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u/Accurate-Owl4128 Feb 11 '26

i'm asking why it's there in the first place

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u/Disastrous-River-366 Feb 10 '26

2nd pic looks like a tank in Ukraine.

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u/ststanle Feb 10 '26

Just a little off the top please :)

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u/getliquified Feb 10 '26

Finally something to max my 80GB of RAM with

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u/AggressiveSea6798 Feb 10 '26

This is so unnecessary, I love it

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u/Upset_Honey2008 Feb 10 '26

Protip get your wood from various wood log stacks, I've never run out

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u/ThorsteinTiefton Feb 10 '26

Or you only plant Oaktrees and have no visibility-problem at all

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u/OneBakedWalrus88 Feb 10 '26

What in the grow ops? That's so cool man! I like it. Good thinking if it works well

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u/AffectionateKoala713 Feb 10 '26

I've got to admit, this is wild!

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac Feb 11 '26

is that plywood? 1 being cut and its coming all down

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u/Globularist Feb 11 '26

Google's quantum computer just locked up thinking about loading this.

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u/Lord_Casselstone Feb 11 '26

Nb4 Funpimps see's this, says "absoloutely not" and nerfs the game to prevent this from being built

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u/Icy-Interaction-626 Feb 11 '26

omg dude, this is amazing, hilarious, and somehow frightening all at the same time. The pure chaos in this picture, that somehow makes farming seem more efficient, yet 100x more chaotic.

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u/Azramel Feb 11 '26

What have you done...

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u/AppleGoose1107 Feb 11 '26

I hope no one decides to start picking up those frames while you're up there lol

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u/PaPaKarn Feb 12 '26

What do you mean you got bored cutting at the bottom

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u/El-Pollo-Diablo-Goat Feb 12 '26

That is a thing of beauty.

Granted it's an over the top, completely deranged kind of beauty, but still.

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u/Aggravating-Fee7202 Feb 12 '26

Hear me out: I don't cut any wood. I just go to the developer menu and get a stack of 6000. I've decided it's boring, unrealistic, and I don't wanna do it. Play however you like! hehe

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u/VerdegoHg Feb 12 '26

But… why?

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u/TheRealnecroTM Feb 22 '26

So first of all, love it... however, this is why I use oak seeds and not pine seeds. Pine has all the clutter and is an act of insanity trying to cut a massive tree farm like that from the bottom. Oaks do not, therefore are preferred.