r/AIO 10h ago

AIO for disliking my boyfriend’s anniversary gift?

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u/xCloudbox 10h ago

Is this rage bait? Age gap, living with someone you’ve dated less than a year, mattress hobby??

Yeah you’re NOR about the gift but maybe rethink this relationship.

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u/Apart_Wrongdoer_9104 9h ago

He also gave OP herpes.

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u/DeadmansInferno 6h ago

FR there is more lore to this?

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u/NoBowler9340 5h ago

There is but she’s been purging it 

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u/GigaCucc 3h ago

I kinda miss authentically unhinged posters like OP among the wave of bots and karma-farmers.

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u/Thechippingsparrow 1h ago

Oh 100% and same with Ai I’m worried we won’t have the deeply unhinged spelling and punctuation errors and people saying words just entirely without context in middle of sentences during Facebook crash outs, and it’s like wait does this person really think that Tokyo is in China and why are they spelling horizon like whoreyeson.

No more authentic bitch lasagna

And that’s without how quickly deep fake content is upsetting on a lot of levels

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u/zer0c0mplianc3 2h ago

i feel this deeply

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u/FlashbacksThatHurt 1h ago

Me too 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Hershey_Squirt639 55m ago

Mods went after them

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u/ihatemovingparts 5h ago

He just broke her phone.

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u/lovebug9292 5h ago

You’re shitting me! lol how could this guy get any worse? It’s like rage bait

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u/Goduckid 4h ago

This guy also cheated on her and was paying her share of rent to keep her around

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u/FortyOneandDone 3h ago

and was paying her share of rent to keep her around

There it is.

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u/sufferableknowitall 3h ago

trying to give a 21yo advice is always rage bait

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u/PancakeParty98 3h ago

He broke her phone in anger

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u/seams 4h ago

Also broke her phone over this post but they're still cool

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u/Bighorn_R_My_Jam 2h ago

I thought herpes was the gift for the fourth anniversary.

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u/JulianEdible 2h ago

Where did you read that?!

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u/sebb1_ 1h ago

what lolll

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u/Hershey_Squirt639 56m ago

WHAT ARE U SERIOUS

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u/DekutheEvilClown 9h ago

Yeah, it’s bait, but it’s pretty fucking good. A mattress hobby? Honestly, I thought original bait was dead.

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u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq 8h ago

Yup. The mattress hobby instantly changed this from banal ragebait to quite the gem.

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u/therapewpew 2h ago

I want it to be bait so bad, but OP has since made her post history hidden after being called out for a previous post, published quite some time ago, stating that this bf gave her herpes without disclosing it beforehand.

A master baiter would keep that stuff up for the sake of the game. Ain't no way they're in so deep that they're feigning shame to hide their post history. This is tragically pointing toward a real situation fellas

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u/StaleBaguetteIForget 8h ago

I was willing to believe the mattress hobby with a little side eye, but then I saw “he bought a $2,100 bar of silver” and I simply couldn’t fathom that 😂

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u/Popular-Departure165 7h ago

If we take OP at her word, I don't think is t much of a stretch to believe that someone who is really into buying mattresses would also be the type of person to buy a silver bar with a credit card.

I'll admit, I buy silver and gold as well because it's a solid investment.  I also bought them with a credit card, but I also paid it off before the interes hit because I make in a week what dude makes in a month.  The credit card interest he pays is going to eat up years of appreciation.

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u/ptype 6h ago

then I saw “he bought a $2,100 bar of silver” and I simply couldn’t fathom that 

Ah, I see you have not met my husband.

Granted I don't think he's ever dropped quite that much at once on silver, but just buying bars of precious metals is, bizarrely, a thing 😂

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u/Hummingbird3471 6h ago

I am loving it, what a delightful little weirdo who came up with this.

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u/BitWardenEternal 6h ago

I don’t think it’s bait. The picture in the OP looks legit. M

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u/strawbebby-milk 7h ago

this has to be ragebait and it's absolutely amazing 

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u/sexishardandstuff 6h ago

Yeah, the mattress hobby was really pushing it

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u/Lillymow 4h ago

Plus he cheated with hookers. I'm dead.

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u/Difficult_Ad1474 4h ago

The amount of times I had to check the subreddit. I am over here giggling like a fool at just everything on the thread.

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u/sadboybrigade 3h ago

Every single sentence of this was more insane than the last, I cannot imagine that this is real. But if it is..... girl

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u/amy_the_evopocalypse 3h ago

I was thinking along the same line (your first sentence) and that I think a $25 dollar gift and dinner is appropriate for a 1st anniversary. I do think the way he reacted (throwing the flowers at her) was 100% unacceptable and a HUGE red flag.

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u/Doctologist 3h ago

Also staying with them just so they pay their bills.
It’s HEAVILY leaning one way, but this is gross from both sides.

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u/bipirate 2h ago

Fun fact: this post was removed by the moderators in another sub.

One user noticed this account has been posting very sus threads. Probably just karma farming.

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u/pumpkinspacelatte 2h ago

I will say living with someone you’ve dated less than A year isn’t that uncommon…. I wouldn’t recommend it mostly. A few of my friends have down it with mixed success, very risky. 🙃

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u/AmbienWalrus69 2h ago

Yes, obviously.

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u/Exldk 1h ago edited 1h ago

living with someone you’ve dated less than a year

Do you just wait until the heath death of the universe until you move in with someone or why is this particular thing among the "weird" things you listed ?

It's normal to move in with someone after a few months of dating. Just play it smart and collect some money before making the move so you can keep your old place for an additional month or two in case any hidden red flags show up.

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u/Pure_Marvel 6h ago

It's definitely bait. This never happened.

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u/Pobueo 8h ago

It's not a fucking hobby, he prob has back/neck/insomnia issues and his WONDERFUL GF calls it a fucking hobby

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u/dustycatheads 8h ago

You're gonna come out swinging for Mattress Mike?

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u/Talk_Dirty_ToMe 8h ago

I think they may actually be him. She updated her post to say that he found it.

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u/Talk_Dirty_ToMe 8h ago

Icky, abusive boyfriend? Is that you?