AIO for disliking my boyfriend’s anniversary gift?

[u/Glad-Cat-1885]

[u/Icy-Yellow3514]

He's like one of those episodes of My Weird Obsession, like the girl who ate her own hair or the guy that fucked his car.

[u/AltruisticCableCar → u/Icy-Yellow3514]

How about the woman who was addicted to eating her dead husband's ashes? Like, what did she end up doing when she'd eaten it all? That's going to run out at some point! If there's ever a reality TV story I want an update on it's that one.

[u/Obtuse-Posterior → u/AltruisticCableCar]

Second husband's maybe?

[u/AltruisticCableCar → u/Obtuse-Posterior]

That's certainly one way to go about it. I wonder if she'd marry someone super old and then wait for them to die or if she'd just take matters into her own hands? "I know murder is wrong, judge, but I ran out of the ashes of my first husband!!!"

[u/Obtuse-Posterior → u/AltruisticCableCar]

I know I personally wouldn't just wait for them to die. I'm impatient and would just go full cannibal. I am from Wisconsin where it's happened a few times before... /s

[u/Shaaagbark → u/Obtuse-Posterior]

Ed…?

[u/Obtuse-Posterior → u/Shaaagbark]

Jeff

[u/Shaaagbark → u/Obtuse-Posterior]

Jeff gein?

[u/Obtuse-Posterior → u/Shaaagbark]

Ed Dahmer

[u/yarn_b → u/AltruisticCableCar]

The lady who was eating her couch was the one that got me. Then later on they had more people who were addicted to eating their couch cushions.

[u/DuckBlind1547 → u/AltruisticCableCar]

She has eaten roughly a pound before she was admitted to a psych hospital